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Amid the pained grunts, he said reassuringly "that's it... push... push... the birth canal part is the hardest but soon it will all be over."

As John Jones saw the dead end in front of him, he realised he wasn't in the birth canal and no amount of self-reassuring could ease the pit of dread forming in his stomach.

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u/Ad_Honorem1 — 14 days ago

"I have created the most expressive instrument the world has ever seen", the musician proudly declared.

A symphonic melody of groans and shrieks rang out as he plucked the blood-smeared "strings" snaking out from the torn abdomens of his bound victims.

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u/Ad_Honorem1 — 14 days ago