u/BahamaDon — reddlx

A man goes into the bank to cash his weekly paycheck.

He waits in line and when it’s his turn, he goes up to the teller.

He endorses the check and hands the teller, the filled out deposit slip, and the check with a signature on the back.

The teller types information into their computer reaches into the drawer and starts pulling out cash.

She counts the money back to him, showing each dollar bill, and each coin adds up to his total.

20 40 60. 80 100, 20, 40, 60, 80, 200, 20, 40, 60, 80, 300, 20, 40, 60, 80, 400, 20. $.25, $.50, $.60, four cents.

There you go sir $420.64 she declares proudly

Man takes all the cash and counts it all back

20 40 60. 80 100, 20, 40, 60, 80, 200, 20, 40, 60, 80, 300, 20, 40, 60, 80, 400, 20. $.25, $.50, $.60, four cents.

“Hmmm”, says the man, while offering a puzzled look.

The man starts counting again.

20 40 60. 80 100, 20, 40, 60, 80, 200, 20, 40, 60, 80, 300, 20, 40, 60, 80, 400, 20. $.25, $.50, $.60, four cents.

When the man finishes the second time again, he says, “Hmmm”,and offers another puzzle look.

At this point, the teller is offering their own puzzled look. She starts to ask him if there’s a problem. Before she can get all of our words out, he raises up his hand and shushes her, and he begins to count again.

20 40 60. 80 100, 20, 40, 60, 80, 200, 20, 40, 60, 80, 300, 20, 40, 60, 80, 400, 20. $.25, $.50, $.60, four cents.

Once again, the man displays a puzzled look and says “Hmm!”

Finally, the teller has had enough, “Sir is there some sort of problem? Is the money all there?”

The man looks at the teller annoyingly and turns around with the money in his hands and twists his head halfway as he begins to walk away and loudly says, “It JUST is!” And marches out of the bank.