50 [m4f] looking for a partner in crime not just someone to share fries with
I’ve got my life together: stable career, good sense of humor, can cook a legit meal, and know the difference between a screwdriver and a Phillips head—which feels like a low bar but here we are. Gym regularly, trying to stay in the “functionally fit” category, not “training for the Olympics.”
You: funny, can hold a conversation, and ideally appreciates sarcasm and spontaneous plans.
Bonus points if:
You enjoy a good dive bar as much as a nice dinner
You can recommend something better than scrolling Netflix for 20 minutes
You don’t take life too seriously, but still have your act together
Looking for something real, but not rushing it—good conversation first, chemistry second, and seeing where it goes.
If nothing else, we can debate food opinions and judge each other’s answers accordingly.