u/DudeByTheTree

Hey Mr. Firefighter,

Thanks for all that you and the volunteer department do. But perhaps the next time you whip out of the fire station parking lot on your little motorcycle, cutting off traffic only to slam on your brakes and turn towards the post office...

Remember that we're a small town.

Especially remember this when I only noticed you after realizing:

YOU WERE THE SAME ASSHOLE SMOKING A CIGARETTE WITH HIS TRUCK RUNNING... AT THE GAS PUMP.

You fucking moron.