You are NOT a Digitale Nomade® if:

  1. You don't roll your jeans correctly.

  2. You listen to Stray Kids.

  3. You consort with locals (like, literally EWWWWWWW).

  4. You read books.

  5. You are friends with Heather.

  6. Your trust fund is inadequate.

  7. You use a Chromebook.

  8. Your IG engagement rate is below 4.4%.

  9. Your yoga is not aligned.

  10. You are not on Bali.

So let it be written,

So let it be done.

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u/DumpsterSlunt — 14 days ago

When you arrive somewhere new, what's your eating style? Do you dive right into to the local sashimi made of unidentifiable sea monster? Or is it more like a nice safe avocado toast, hold the avocado (deathly allergic, also boycotting avocado* because Issues), hold the toast (because gluten), hold the egg (vegan)?

*Humiliation

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u/DumpsterSlunt — 1 month ago