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My wife was tried of all of that begging to have sex with her
So I told her baby I'm like a candle I'll go out if you blow me
u/E3minem — 1 hour ago
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My girlfriend and I are in a relationship in which we don't care about what the other wants
Girlfriend wanted to go out for dinner.
Well, I guess we're going to Long John Silvers cause we're selfish.
u/E3minem — 2 hours ago
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Popping a champagne and celebrating in my Monte Carlo
getting a head in the bucket, Marshmello.
u/E3minem — 2 hours ago
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We actually expect these people to stop meat riding him and understand the current situation in the country.
u/E3minem — 5 hours ago
Why did bitch principal reject Waltuh here? Does she not know my boy Waltuh is the ultimate alpha male she wouldn't get anything better than this? Is she stupid? Is that a testimony to Vince's wokeness?
Are men being belittled on Vince's shows? Unvarvo Bince!
u/E3minem — 7 hours ago