
Familiar Failings Haunt Black Caps on...Unique Lord's Pitch
>It is 1958. Brendon McCullum’s dad is only two years old. England has just lost the Ashes 4-0 in Australia. New Zealand bowls England out for 221, collapses to 54/6, and loses the first Test.
>It is 1983. Brendon McCullum is only one. England has just lost the Ashes 2-1 in Australia. New Zealand bowls England out for 209, collapses to 41/5, and loses the first Test.
>It is 2022. The term BazBall means nothing yet. England has just lost the Ashes 4-0 in Australia. New Zealand wins the toss at Lord’s, falls to 36/6, bowls England out for 141, and loses the first Test.
>It is 2026. The term BazBall is already on its 4th reset. England has just lost the Ashes 3-1 in Australia. New Zealand wins the toss at Lord’s, bowls England out for 140, falls to 30/6, and loses the first Test.
>It is 2089. MechaMcCullum is now England’s longest-serving coach. BazBall is on reset number 128. England has just lost the Ashes 5-0 in Australia. New Zealand wins the toss at Lord’s, falls to 28/6, bowls England out for 142, and loses the first Test.
My analysis of the first Test, and why I feel like I’ve seen that one before.