u/Express_Eggplant_474

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The truth

Story time.
There once was a low level family who lived in Wisconsin. We will call them the ant family. The ant family lived next to a “prince” (more like a toad). The toads daddy is the king in a far away land called the Windy City. Mr Toad moved away from his daddy’s kingdom because he wanted a fresh start and wanted to live on a small farm. So he said. No one knew Mr toad had deeper intentions and was playing a game.
Mr toad and ant dad became pretty close. Hanging out nearly every day.

The ant family even invited Mr toad into their house to have family dinners. This went on for almost a year.
Ant dad was happy to have a good friend that lived so close.

One day, ant daughter wanted to go hang out with her friends to celebrate a birthday. Ant parents approved and told her to have a good time but be safe.

Ant dad and Mr toad had a big fire and hung out around the fire. Mr toad was very distracted on his phone, he claimed he was looking for a Mrs toad. You See, Mr toad had been through a lot of miss toads looking for his forever. He tend to run lady toads off. Claimed they were not fit for him or they were “crazy”. The ant family believed him because Mr toad was good at telling stories.
A master story teller if you ask.

Ant dad came inside pretty early that night, ant mom was surprised because normally Mr toad and Ant dad hang out pretty late.

Little did they know what was happening while they were sleeping.

You See, Mr toad had been sending photos to ant daughter and engaging in inappropriate behavior for a few weeks at this point. While hanging out with ant dad and eating dinner with his family.
So, after the fire with ant dad.
Mr toad went to the birthday party and preceded to fornicate with the ant daughter. Big no no.

The next day, ant dad is doing ant dad things with his truck. Mr toad offers to help.
Ant dad accepts the help.

Meanwhile, ant mom gets a call from another ant mom.

Ant daughter had snuck out the night before to hang out.

Ant mom confronts daughter ant, daughter ant says Mr toad had went to the party.
Ant family is furious at this point because Mr toad had been hanging out with the ant family for some time now, meanwhile he was grooming ant daughter right under ant parents nose.

The ant parents ring the town guards.
The ant family turns over the device containing all of the photos and messages Mr toad had been sending to ant daughter.

The town guards seemed very interested in what was going on. (At first)
You see, this town had a record of inappropriate behavior. So the guards stated they were cracking down on crime to keep the young ants safe.

Mr toad had left in the middle of the night.

Town guards stated they can’t find Mr toad.
Mr toad went back to daddy toads kingdom.
Daddy toad had covered Mr toads “mistakes” in the past and did the same for him this time.

Daddy toad talked to the towns guards and had everything swept under the rug and moved Mr toad out of the house.

The ant family is told to be quiet and careful of the toad family due to the high rank they are.

Now ant family is stuck picking up the pieces of a shattered home meanwhile Mr toad is out there living his best live while looking for his next victim. What is the ant family supposed to do?
They are small compared to the toad family.

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