I LOVE MOMMY EMMA FROST I WANT HER TO BE MY MOMMY ILL PUT SUNSCREAN ON YOU MOMMY ILL CRY FOR YOU MOMMY I WANNA BE YOUR LITTLE GOOD BOY, ILL BARK FOR YOU MOMMY BARK BARK WOOF WOOF I WANT MILKY
Just seems really stupid and unreasonable, the entire reason he’s not full dive is because he can sit in ur face and generate 400 bonus health on repeat while outputting crazy damage, it’s just bad design, he’s not brawl, he’s built to dive and mark divers, and he’s already 300 hp and has a EVERYTHING deflect, so he’s tanky enough
I mean you literally can’t even main this hero, because you can never play him, and this hero is so fun to but nope let’s keep him broken so nobody can ever play him constantly! Like holy shit, if this hero was playable the entire game would feel fundementally different, liek just thinking of this hero being in my games casually makes my head hurt, because of how fucking long this character has been in ban jail
I mean fuck I would 100% be a support main if I could play this hero all the fucking time, do you know how popular his niche is? A Very Mobile Support with great Dueling Capabilities that works well in Dive? That sounds fucking incredible, but no he just has to be fucking broken and unplayable, you know why I’m a Spidey main? Because I can’t play fucking gambit, you know why I’m not a support main? Because GAMBIT isn’t fucking playable, and I have no incentive to explore other supports because the support I wanna play the most is unplayable
First, my annoyance comes mostly from how shit everybody is but how high of ranks they can get to, every single person in there current ranks deserves to be way lower than that, Gm players have the skills of Golds, Eternity players are just glorified diamonds, OAA players are either actually good or shit, like can we figure it the fuck out and add some competitive integrity, I’m tired of competing against actual toddlers, this game is way to easy and you can tap about casual this and causal that but fuck that that’s not the way to make a game fair nor fun, Daredevil shouldn’t be this braindead, Spiderman needs to be harder he’s way easier than people think, positioning in this game needs to hop on steroids, and people neeed to quit there weak ass mentals and figure it out, supports are the biggest issue because basically every single one of them are dogshit
Overall, EVERYBODY IS DOGSHIT, IM GM=GOLD, OAA=GM, EVERYONE SUCKS
I just wanna cry forever, it’s actually the most insane jump I’ve ever gone through, like I feel like 4x the player after making this jump in my tv it’s ridiculous, my deadzone feels non existent, my aim is insane, my stick feels like it’s sending pleasure waves through my thumb to my arm to my entire body, I cried when I made this swap, it’s actually insane how much it improves everything, like it’s ridiculous and life changing, I’d rather lose my left foot then ever swap off of game mode
First, I want to thank guang² and his genius for making this possible❤️ greatest man of today and idk where I would be without him
Second, I think this entire month should be Marvel Rivals Goon Apreciation Day, where we make hundreds of r34 of the founders and of there disciples, and goon until we can’t anymore, who’s with me?
If you don’t know this is Soft Serve and her power is to shit ice cream, that’s it that’s all it’s ever been, and now I think you can see why I say if this hero gets added to rivals(a gooner game), let’s just say we won’t be having your typical, normal nsfw, let’s just say we’ll have expanded the horizon past a reasonable point, but hey variety is always good right!
Now you see I did make my flair to match the post because I thought it would be funny, but honestly, im freakier than all of yall, and IM ALL IN, IM MAKING SURE NO SOFT SERVE CONTENT IS LEFT UNWATCHED
Please stop making my favorite character, and my main fucking character a bottom in the nsfw, it’s infuriating seeing him get treated like a bottom in that fucking art and it’s annoying, HES STRONG AS SHIT, HES SPIDERMAN, MAKE HIM FUCK THERE BRAINS OUT, HES NOT A BOTTOM MALE, JUST BECAUSE HES KIND DOES NOT MEAN HES GONNA LET THIS BIMBO BLACK CAT FUCK HIM(as in be the top), do you know geo infuriating it is to grow up seeing spiderman as the goat himself, then when you finally goon he’s getting DOMINATED by some BIMBO SNOWBUNNY??? That’s STUPID, he’s SPIDERMAN let him shoot his webs, WHEN HE DECIDES
#MAKESPIDERMANATOP
I BETTER SEE TOP SPIDEY EVERY DAY I OPEN THAT SUB OR IM GONNA DO IT MYSELF
Came across this image and oh my would I stare at this beautiful, hand crafted by god woman, I would do anything for this woman, ANYTHING, I stared at this image awe struck, just so god damn fucking gorgeous, I can’t take it anymore, I just wanna smell her scent, her armpit her womanly body, I wanna taste her up and down, I wanna stare at her for an eternity, I wanna here her gorgeous voice on speaker repeat, I don’t ever wanna not be in her vicinity nor care, if I had a chance to go to heaven or live as a immortal spirit always by her side even in death I would, the most beautiful fucking thing imaginable, and what’s unique is I DONT WANT TO GOON TO HER, I just want to appreciate her with all my might, she’s BETTER THAN ME, SHES A GODDESS, SHE DESERVES EVERYTHING, US HUMANS ARE STEPPING STONES FOR HER, I JUST WANT TO ADMIRE HER EVERY GRACE WITH EVER SENSORY ORGAN I POSSESS, I CANT LIVE WITHOUT HER PLEASE MAKE FOOT MONTAGES AND DIRTY TALK SFW IM DYING FOR IT, I JUST WANT HER TO NOTICE ME