Queen raid on Dam just now. Few seconds after she drops I hear “Hey man, you took all three cores. Give me two I was riding her the whole time.”

“I was riding her the whole time.”

The response from the person being issued this commandment? “I only took one”

This guy didn’t let it go. The Rider got pissed and got loud. “YO I DID ALL THE WORK! GIVE ME MY SHIT!”

Everyone formed a circle around these two gamers.

In a bizarre turn, a woman who sounded like she was 48 years old with a daughter in college and a son in detox pitched in:

“Who needs a core! Here you go bud. It doesn’t matter to me. You earned it…”

But then, some no mic caper intercepted that generosity and yanked it from under Mom’s feet. “Hey! give it back! that’s for him! Not you!” Like she’s telling an 8 year old he’s eating his sister’s fruit snacks.

Now, mom was yelling at emote only guy (okay! Thanks! Negative!) and server slam backpack guy was yelling at the strong silent core thief. And everyone was laughing awkwardly like “am I really watching a grown as man shit his pants in virtual public right now?”

Eventually, slam backpack guy goes “She drops three cores! There were none in there! I know you took them.”

Silent guy goes “Yes! Yes I did. And you’re not getting them.”

Dead silence. Mom goes “This asshole took the one I gave you. He has to give it back.”

Slam Backpack: OPENS UP EQUALIZER on Core Thief.

Core Thief: UNLOADS TORRENTE ON SLAMPACK AND KILLS HIM. Everyone’s in a circle still. We defib SLAMPACK and he opens up again.

This happened 7 times in a row. Core theif just kept ritually humiliating SLAMPACK in the center of this circle while we all watched on in total silence. Some dude was playing a guitar.

Once Core Thief tried to kill Slampack, somebody took him out and finished him.

There, of course, were the three cores.

Mom got her cores back and gave them to Slampack.

Hands down, the most gut wrenchingly awkward experience I’ve ever had in this game.

I have been driven to the most unholy and alien extremities of HATE— MAD HATE by what this game has done to me… TAKEN FROM ME! It has so oppressed me into nothing more than a quivering pile of blood and bone, whispering Glossolalic nonsense through pools of drool and crusty foams. I am unclothed. I am unknown. And I am DESPISED.

This… this “game”! And quite a game it is. Tis the game of Satan to be enjoyed at the defiling of human soul and purity. It is an arcade for the depraved who seek to seize all a man has made so that he may bear the blame for his suffering. Satan smiles at my deprivation. Satan smiles at my dereliction. Through this heinous pixeloid necromancy, Embark has ushered forth Armageddon and brought the kingdom of pandemonium to His paradise! Where is The Almighty to rescue us from these Luciferian machinations! ARE WE JUST THE DEVILS TOYS?

Let it be known! I am the victim!

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I need to make sure everyone knows this because everyone thinks I care. But I don’t. I’m not consumed by anger by this. Because I’m friendly raider.

It was close scrutiny and I came in with 8 stacks of energy clip, a Jupiter, an aphelion, a hullcracker, 3 stacks of hullcracker ammo , 7 Wolfpacks, a photocloak, two stacks of vita shot, two stacks of sterilized bands, two stacks of surge recharger, vita spray, two stacks of smokes, and my Snaphook and descender and two deadlines cus I’m one of those guys that rides the vaporizer. And i start the match, and I go to loot the vaporizer that some other guy took down even though I have negative two inventory available, and he shoots me with his anvil.

But I don’t care.

I used to have no space in my stash. Now, I can scroll down to the bottom and the entire bottom is empty. Cus I brought all my heals and Wolfpacks. Then, he killed me cus I was looting his vaporizer even though I had zero space in my inventory. I just wanted to check if the same thing is in there as always. Maybe it would be different this time. And I could tell him it’s different. But he killed me instead.

But I don’t care.

I don’t know why I sprinted and slip and rolled to make sure I got in front of him to look into the vaporizer first, and obstructed his body while spamming “E” so I could see first. Because I had no space to take anything. He took this as rude behavior. So he shot me point blank with an anvil. And said “COME ON MAN!”

But I don’t care. It doesn’t bother me. I’m above that. I’m a friendly player. It’s not about the loot. It’s about the friends I meet and joke around with. I don’t care about the loot. There’s always 8 Wolfpacks and power descender and Snaphook and Jupiter and aphelion and hullcracker and deadline and vita shot and vita spray and surge recharger and sterile band and quarter of my stash. For me, it’s not about the loot. I’m not greedy. Because I’m a friendly player. Don’t doesn’t affect me. I don’t equate my fun with killing others. Like him. So he can have my loot. I don’t mind.

I don’t care about it. I will farm for my loot the right way and kind way.