Citizen nutted on his cat (let me explain)
Hello. I am the prime minister of Israel. I was casually relaxing and bombing kids in Palestine until a rabbi, using his powers promised to him 3000 years ago, told me that someone in Israel nutted on his cat. Due to this, Israel will nuke itself to eliminate the target. I will assign all members from r/g13 to avenge me on taking over Palestine. Your military training starts tomorrow. Good luck, fellow soldiers.