u/FuckTheToothFairy

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The butt

I overheard two teenage brothers in the supermarket. The younger looking brother appeared to be blind because he was looking down most of the time while holding onto the shopping cart the older brother was pushing. It was just us browsing the pet food section.

Older brother: I'm serious, dude. She was checking you out.

Younger brother: She was probably trying to figure out what's wrong with me.

Older brother: Or she was trying to figure out if you're gay or not. We literally look like twinks. It confuses the public.

Younger brother: What did she look like?

Older brother: Cute.

Younger brother: Nice butt?

Older brother: I didn't see her butt. She was wearing an oversized hoodie.

Younger brother: Aw man. The butt is the best part.

Older brother: The butt is a bonus bro. The best part is the passion. Anyway, dad just texted. He's waiting for us.

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u/FuckTheToothFairy — 5 days ago