u/GIitched_

okay so this subreddit is going too far clearly, things need to ACTUALLY be addressed:

stop with the rants ranting about rants

i'm sorry but there are TOO MANY people just out here ranting. constantly. all the time. just ranting away like it's nothing. ranting about rants ranting about rants but none of you truly understand the issue

and before anyone says anything, yes my rant about the rants ranting about rants is very different from the rest of the rants on here.

there are some very important issues that people have brought up such as "shayne does too little", "chanse is not homo enough", "ian should leave smosh this time", "i should be in smosh instead"

AND THESE ARE VERY VALID RANTS BUT THEN,

PEOPLE GO AROUND RANTING ABOUT THESE RANTS AND COMPLETELY INVALIDATE THEIR NON PARASOCIAL FEELINGS.

like how would you feel if someone with common sense walked up to you and told you "hey man stop being parasocial how about we just enjoy life"

yea thats what i thought

but something shifted recently...

i've started keeping a billion drafts of rants i've encountered. not because it's useful. i don't know why i started doing it. i have sixty nine eleven pages. my handwriting gets increasingly goopy around page 67 by page 911 i was just drawing doodles of the a guy with a croissant in his hand (he was alone). on 6910 i wrote "amanda is too sexy" just to see how it felt. it felt like nothing. it felt like freedom. i understand these people now and that is terrifying.

anyway this has been my rant about the rants that rant about rants. if you would like to rant about this rant in the comments please know that only i deserve to be the smosh fan

I'm so tired of coming here and seeing people review shit and like so many don't know how to do it. There's one thing to be like oh this type of product doesn't work on my skin/hair type and then there's another to call it a scam. Trust me I appreciate people calling out scams and it should be done more but sometimes literally every single review of every product has two ends of the spectrum with some people saying "omg it worked so well for me" and then the other is "IT'S TRASH A WASTE OF MONEY AND A SCAM" do some of you know what a scam is?

At this point i dont know whether to get half of the things simply because its too divided

A little advice for anyone who's getting confused by the same thing, it's good to look for reviews but sometimes you just gotta try it for yourself and find out if it works for YOU.

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE REMEMBERS THIS. this was i think back before Anthony even left she had this character called janice. her entire thing was that everything about her was just slightly weird and she was always just THERE. everyone around her kinda just acknowledged she was there but also thought she was slightly creepy. i know i can't describe her very well but one of the sketches i remember was some office sketch and there was this scene of seeing who'd take the last donut?

i know i probably sound insane i can't even pinpoint why i loved this character so much but i remember her making me laugh like crazy especially her nasally ass voice. court also had her baby face during this time

ian demolishing everyone in beopardy

anytime trevor is with shayne and angela

ian and his kids

angela surprising people with her knowledge (or lack thereof)

literally whenever ian is in a video (pls put him in more videos)

a duo i dont see very often but i adore, noah and damien

shayne pointing out crew off camera

i dont know if all these count as genres but they're my absolute favourite to watch