u/PenaltyUnable2012

You remember those shows about being scared straight, I've been watching a ton of musicals to see if it's possible to turn gay butt I don't think it's working so far. I mean, I still do my normal duties at the Chili's glory hole but that's just because the pay is pretty decent. Anyone else tried this approach? I even went to some No Kings rallies and I was dying people's hair for Antifa for free and for some reason I still don't feel as gay as I should. Maybe I am Abro or Pomo.

I can't believe someone would take time out of their day to make fun of people that are simply trying to burn calories for no reason but to prove that they are lowering their carbon footprint by riding a bike for recreation rather than, well, I don't know. I mean, if they simply sat on their asses instead of ingesting animal protein and plant matter to prepare for their wasteful expenditure of energy that the great mother earth provides would be great. But no, they have the enjoyment of burning those calories to ride bikes and fart and crap and piss, thus contributing to climate change, that would be a way better outcome. But picking on them for wanting to waste calories and mother earth's resources is uncalled for but on the otherhand if we don't stop them the tides will rise and fill up Obamas house. These ten-speed riders that are needlessly burning calories and wasting mother earth's resources need to be reprimanded and sent to alligator island to learn a lesson on ecology. Ecology Matters 101. Wait, that is an Ice facility.These humans that consume energy for their own enjoyment must be exterminated or at the very least shamed out of existence. Anyway, I'm confused, I just barely got my Bachelorette Degree so I am still figuring it out... heart emoji