I need someone who genuinely enjoys cold calling (yes, those people exist) — full-cycle B2B closer, commission, UK
Somewhere out there is a person who hears a dial tone and feels alive. Most people would rather chew glass than cold call. If you’re that weird one who actually likes it, keep reading, I think we’re about to get along.
Quick story on why I’m posting. I run a small lead-gen agency: I generate qualified leads for businesses and sell them monthly retainers. The machine works. What I don’t have is someone to pick up the phone, work the list, and turn those leads into signed clients.
Why not just do it myself? Two words: my accent. I’m French. Picture a UK business owner picking up the phone to a guy who sounds like he’s about to offer them a croissant and a baguette instead of a sales solution. By the time I’ve said “good morning” they’ve already hung up to go check on the Brexit. So I’ll stick to building the machine, you do the talking, in glorious native English, and we both win.
I want a full-cycle rep, cold call AND close. Not a setter who books and tosses it over the wall. Not a closer who only shows up for warm meetings with a latte. Someone who owns it from first dial to signature.
Let me be honest before you get excited, because I’d rather you self-select out now than ghost me in week two:
The real talk:
**•** We’re early-stage. No decade-long track record, no wall of testimonials. The flip side: you get in early instead of being rep #47 fighting over a postage-stamp territory.
**•** It’s commission-only. No base. I know. Stay with me.
**•** You *will* cold call. If the phone scares you, we’re not the match and that’s okay.
Why it’s actually worth your time:
**•** B2B, UK market. You pick the vertical you already know: accountants, IT/MSP, insurance brokers, commercial law, or HR/payroll.
**•** Recurring product (monthly retainers), so it’s not one-and-done, you build something.
**•** Commission: 30% of the first 2 months per client. A £1,500/mo client = £900 in your pocket. Bigger plans, bigger cheques.
**•** Month 2 only pays if the client’s still around, so don’t oversell, nobody likes a refund (least of all me).
**•** I hand you the leads, the script, the objection handling, the whole offer. You’re never dialling into the void.
**•** Clients get a results guarantee + founder pricing, so you’re selling a risk-free trial, not a leap of faith.
**•** You close, I do the rest: delivery, retention, admin. Your job is the fun part: dial, close, get paid.
If you’re good and you’re one of those beautiful phone people, this is a strong seat to grab before it gets crowded.
To throw your hat in: send a short Loom (2-3 min), not a CV, I want to see you sell, not read your career timeline. Tell me who you are, your strongest vertical, the B2B deal you’re proudest of (what, how much, how), and then sell me live for 30 seconds: I’m a sceptical business owner, “why should I pay for leads?”, go.
No Loom, no reply. Comment or DM and I’ll get back to you.