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After being uncursed by Danhausen, the New York Knicks are now 13-0 in the NBA Playoffs
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After being uncursed by Danhausen, the New York Knicks are now 13-0 in the NBA Playoffs

u/yeethan-02 — 2 days ago
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This fuckin curse is real

Danhausen gets paid human monies to curse the Carolibe Hurricaine for the Stanley Cup. They lose in overtime. Someone pays Danhausen to reverse the curse to the Golden Knights and they lost by 2 that night.

And don't get me started on the NBA.

And yes I know the Knicks lost but thats only because they did not give Danhausen his courtside seats between Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet. They didn't meet his demandhausens so the deal is off.

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u/Old-Carry5562 — 1 day ago
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Danhausen has arrived at MSG for Game 3. GET THIS MAN A STATUE AND A BALLOON AND PIZZAS

u/ArunKT26 — 2 days ago
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Danhausen…

How do you give genuine entertainment with the skill a backseat to nonsense. Danhausen is an itch we all need scratched in this world. Danhausen is the greatest thing since Hulk Hogan and we need him.

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u/WeRU3388 — 2 days ago
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One figure to CURSE them all!

Danhausen's meteoric rise in popularity since joining WWE means that the secondary-market prices on these figures are currently very high and almost certainly going to climb higher. So yeah, I paid quite a bit for this on eBay, but it was worth every penny!

Love that Danhausen!

u/IL-Corvo — 10 days ago