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Grogu on the red carpet at "The Mandalorian and Grogu" premiere in LA (May 14, 2026)
The Theme Park Iceberg (2026 Edition)
Hello!
I work in video marketing, but I love making very long theme park reviews in my spare time. I came across this iceberg that reddit user B217 created over 5 years ago now! With his permission, I am planning to bring the attached image to life as a video and update it with new information!
So, my dear reader, is there something that is currently not in this iceberg that YOU believe should be on there? The aforementioned B217 has already asked for an addition, and I want to get as many theme park lovers to contribute to it as possible!
I will, of course, give you the credit for that entry, and I am super excited to work on this!
Thank you!
BDX Droid Bucket & Grogu Jetpack Sipper Coming to Disney Parks
Step 1. Promise roaming droids and characters in new land
Step 2. Back out of promise
Step 3. Instead invest in cheap plastic to sell as overpriced and ever increasing in size popcorn buckets and sippers
Step 4. While people are getting swindled and hooked on buckets and sippers elsewhere, introduce a few roaming droids and characters in new land
Step 5. Back out of it again
And here comes the ever important Step 6. Reintroduce those same droids and characters *as* cheap plastic overpriced popcorn buckets and sippers so they can be everywhere in the land *and* make us money. Hooray! We saved the land!
Disney Living Characters Alignment Chart
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Does anyone remember the intense motion simulator that used to be at Maritime Aquarium?
If I remember correctly, many many years ago, the maritime aquarium used to have a Sim-Ex Iwerks motion theatre housed inside a cheap tent. It opened in 2010 and only lasted until 2011 where it was flooded and destroyed by Hurricane Irene. I remember this motion simulator being very intense with rapid and jerky seat movements. This was when I was 5 years old. I absolutely loved this simulator and found it very intense. The two movies I remember were Happy Feet Mumbles Wild Ride and Dino Island. I was devastated when it permanently closed due to hurricane Irene. However I can’t find any archives or any information online that confirm this attraction even existed. Can anyone confirm if they remember something like this or am I living in a dream with my memory playing tricks on me?