r/ElonCriticizesElon

Meet johnny. Johnny is low-key obsessed with Elon's aura and his biggest aspiration is to ultimately buy a Tesla. He can't help but start fangirling every time he sees a cyber truck calling it an exquisite piece of engineering and he can't stop talking about how Musk is gonna make us a multi planetary civilization. Johnny bought a cheap electric car becsudd he wants to "work his way to a Tesla". He has a fond memory of reading his book once on a summer escape vacation when he was a teenager and he said that that book changed his life and he loves how impressive he is, that he juggles so many companies and so many responsibilities effortlessly haha. He loves that he gets to make so much money and "look at what he did to Twitter, now it's more successful than ever". He loves that xAI exists and Grok is an innovation for AI in the right path.

I usually just feed into it and start talking about his latest news without attacking him or Elon. I'm socially cautious so I usually avoid inflammatory comments. But recently I dunno I just chose violence I think. I thought I'd switch it up a little bit and see what he'll do. Pop his bubble, sort to speak.

He was GIDDY the F UP about the SpaceX IPO and he couldn't wait for it to happen. I asked him what he knew or Elon's market manipulation, I could sense he became instantly defensive, I asked him if he knew that xAI is part of SpaceX and is bleeding money, I also asked him how Elon makes so much money and explained to him how he takes loans and puts his stocks as collateral. I asked him what Elon did to Tesla against its shareholders during that period when everyone hated him. I asked him about his promises of taking us to Mars, the boring company, robots, and the next big thing he's about to create and what kind of market hype he wants to pump.

Let's say he got extremely uncomfortable. It was strange. I don't understand why he idolized him so much. He idolized him to the point that he wouldn't even wanna think about what he did wrong and to him Elon is always right? It was very strange. The Nazi salute, the racist comments .. etc I just opened that can of worms and I wish I could've taken a photo of him. He was denial embodied basically.

When the space x stock crashed and everyone rag pulled, I asked bluntly about how much money he lost and he didn't answer me.

Poor Johnny. Don't be like johnny.