r/GoToTheSlab

Three higher beings threaten their lands. One controls, one seeks to destroy, and one seeks control. All three must go.

Only the strongest will be accepted. My ships will be back in 48 days! Reward: three pale rosary strings per participant

Participants well be kept in cryosleep on the way over. You may be woken sporadically if you request. It is recommended you join my interdream, temporarily if you want, so you can control a machine copy of yourself back here.

Ooc:
- the characters sent will not be able to return until the expedition is over, and the machines they can puppet, while capable of talking, will not be stronger than a chorister, so be careful if you have plans for them or you only have one OC
- there will be one or two pieces of loot from the bosses, and the gods will have a reward for everyone who participates
- there is a chance for OC’s that join to die or loose things like limbs or gear
- the stronger OC’s join, the harder the bosses will be, they will be scaled to a certain extent, basic enemies and the gods stay the same level, but if your oc can kill higher beings with ease you won’t be able to cheese bosses, to keep it fun for everyone involved
- and that if you want to uncanon a character joining after that is okay, unless they have done something EXTREMELY important for the expedition

Edit: THE SHIPS ARE COMING BACK FROM AMBERWEAVE. THEY ARE FOUR KINGDOMS AWAY. VOLUNTEER HERE STOP, GETTING ON THE SHIPS

Also you need to have discord

We must take back the Slab! It was our home, before the Citadel stole it.

But sir, they have many flies and soldiers, how would we take it?

We make our own army!

I AM POINITRIP, GOD OF WAR, COMBAT, STRENGTH, AND TACTICS, AND I WANT TO TEACH YOU

THIS WORLD HAS GROWN WEAK, AND THE AVERAGE PERSON CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST THREATS LIKE ROMINO, OR DUTY, OR ANYTHING ELSE

THEREFORE I HAVE A PROGRAM, ONE WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A WEAPON, EACH OF WHICH FITS WITHIN ONE OF NINE PATHS

I WILL PERSONALLY TUTOR YOU AND TEACH YOU, AS WELL AS GIVE YOU THE WEAPON YOU CHOSE TO TRAIN WITH, FORGED FROM MY OWN FLESH, IT MAY BE LESS FLASHY THAN YOUR MAIN WEAPONS, BUT ARE GOOD BACKUPS, AS THEY ARE NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE

THE PATHS ARE

1. Path of the nail, which are strength based blades like nails, or axes, this path is focused on power, hit hard and hit fast
2. path of the pin, which are dexterity based blades, like pins, or knives, this path is focused on precision and speed, hit where it hurts, and dash around
3. Path of the meteor, which are weapons with chains or ropes, like thuribles or rope darts or chains, this path is focused on controlling space, hit enemies away, pull them towards you, relocate, if you control the space you control the enemy
4. path of the pole, which are polearms, like spears or staffs, this path is focused on versatility, double the abilities, a jack of all trades, master of none
5. path of strings, which are bows, crossbows, slingshots, all those types, this path is focused on range, stay away from targets and fill them up with ammunition
6. path of the bonk, which are blunt weapons, like hammers, maces, clubs, this path is focused on pure power, hit your enemies so hard they can’t move or see, smash them into the ground or send them flying
7. Path of the claw, which are your natural weapon, like claws, fists, or tails, this path is focused on natural power, even when disarmed you can use this path, what it lacks in power it regains in adaptability
8. Path of the defender, which are shields and such, this path is focused on defence, strike your opponents during the openings, but never waver, you are a wall, and a wall is unmovable
9. path of the star, which are throwables, like shuriken, throwing knives, boomerangs, this path is focused on quantity, fill the battlefield with projectiles, make the enemy feel surrounded by yourself, tools are your friend

AND THATS THE SCHOOL, CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS OPPORTUNITY, FOR WHAT PHARLOOM NEEDS NOW IS POOOWER

STUBBY NO LIE, STUBBY HERO, can’t wait to have Stubby‘s eggies, perfect form achieved

Plants are starting to spread into the slab. Mostly moss and ivy.

*they also have a cart*