
r/GoToTheSlab

The Slab is now allowing bugs to leave prisoners here for a fee!
Only 700 rosaries! Limited deal, first three prisoners get in free!
All flies are now mandated to wear red outfits.
Attending the group is now mandatory for all flies.
The Stubbaron... All-Ages group meetings will commence in secret. Fun.
The next day of the Stubbaron Youth Group continues, after yesterday's incident.
Let's sing the anthem, all together... Oh, Stubbaron, red and grey! What fun things we'll do today! And, no mat'r who lives, who dies, We'll do what's best for the Slab and its flies!
The Stubbaron Youth group continues, creating premium housing in Mt. Fay!
Stubbaron capes are all the rage! Buy yours and be like Stubbaron, handsome and fashionable!
The students look different after their secret night class
(this is for the stubbaron, so please do not interfere too much)
The Stubbaron youth group continues!!
Today we're teaching the youngin's HOW TO HUNT!! I'm using these two random skarr bug things I found as practice! Some will die, but that's a worthy sacrifice for teaching them how to hunt! But first, the anthem... Oh, Stubbaron, red and grey! What fun things we'll do today! And, no mat'r who lives, who dies, We'll do what's best for the Slab and its flies!
The Stubbaron youth group begins!!
Here, we'll teach children history, combat skills, and other useful skills! Thanks to the genorosity of the Stubbaron, of course! And this isn't limited to flies! Send YOUR kid here today, for a month of fun learning activities! They'll grow up, and won't bother you during it! Apply at the Slab today!
Stubbaron youth has been cancelled for today.
Don't ask