r/GoldenPuppy

Our little Goosey is growing up so quick. He had a pool day with his mom and loved it!

Every place is her place in my home, well our home now, I love her like no other and she will be spoiled rotten and loved forever🥰

It’s a male and I’d like advices for him to grow big, strong and happy.

After a long and exhausting day of absolutely nothing, I have officially collapsed into what experts are calling “the world’s most uncomfortable-looking position.” Don’t worry, though—this is a carefully calculated nap stance. It may look like I’m halfway off the couch with one leg in another zip code, but I assure you, I’m perfectly comfortable.

Mom asked if I wanted to go outside five minutes ago. I ignored her. Then she asked if I wanted to go for a car ride. I considered it. Then she didn’t immediately produce snacks, so I returned to my scheduled emotional support lounging.

Some people say Golden Retrievers are graceful. Those people have clearly never seen me melt over the arm of a recliner like warm butter. I don’t just relax—I become one with the furniture.

If you need me, I’ll be right here… contemplating

life’s biggest questions:

Is dinner early today?

Was that a squirrel I heard?

Why do humans insist on making the bed when it was perfectly messy?

Can I somehow convince everyone that this couch is actually my throne?

Please keep all noise to a minimum. This level of dramatic exhaustion doesn’t achieve itself.

#golden #puppy