Absurdity of modern pashtun nationalism
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I call myself an Afghan
Yet I hate the language which gave me this name ( Dari)
I claim attock and hazara
Yet I hate the hindko language
Those who speak pashto are pashtuns
Oh but the gujjars who speak pashto aren't pashtun
After all pashtun is by blood yet the pashtuns who speak hindko siraiki or Punjabi don't count
Unless of course they're famous
I claim native lands claiming that imperialism has taken away these lands from me
Yet my own land (Afghanistan) is the bastard child of a lost Iranian Qajar state and British imperialism
Im not cruel the Punjabi is cruel
For there are no pashtuns in the army!
Oh my great land
Built on the lands of khorasani tajiks nuristanis hazaras and others
Pashtun is he who is by blood
Yet pashtun who doesn't speak pashto counts not
Unless of course he is famous
Then you claim all the pashtun and pashtunised people
Disliked by pashtunised people hindko speakers farsiwans others am I
Yet always the Punjabi and the Tajik are to blame
How dare they exist ???
For we are the Aryan race!
And they?
Deluded dravidians thinking they have a culture
Pashtun nationalist I am