r/IWasTodayYearsOld

Also used in the gaming terminology to refer to someone who makes a bad move or lose easily or someone who's inexperienced.

I was just taking a quick power nap at work. Sitting on my 2 step small ladder. Hand and arms on the front desk likes its my old school desk at high school. I started falling asleep and then that thing that happens sometimes when you feel yourself falling and about to lose conciouness but are suddenly jolted to wide awake and alert happened and my crotch felt super weird. I feel down and it was the strangest thing ever. In all my 41 years of life I have never felt an absolute nothing down there. It was like I was somehow a lady or something so I stick my hand down there and felt around it but I couldn't feel myself being touched. My penis was all tingly and couldnt feel the sensation of touch and it hit me......my penis fell asleep.

How does your penis fall asleep like that? I didn't know that was possible. I thought that was arm and leg stuff.

I remember years ago hearing some dialogue in Friends and thinking they were saying paper view. It was today when I was listening to the Hadestown soundtrack and realized the truth...

My entire life, I thought there was a xylophone being played in this song. As well as a flute solo.

Only to find out today, both sounds were made with a synthesizer.

I'm so disappointed. Not sure why, but I am. Lol