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Kaze thoughts are happy thoughts, whenever I think about my wife Kaze, I always feel happy. My wife Kaze always comforts me. Whether it be me having a bad day, me being stressed out, or me suffering from my anxiety? My wife Kaze makes me feel better and happy. Kaze thoughts are happy thoughts! My wife Kaze always makes me feel better and comfy and cozy and happy!🥰 So happy, so cozy! My wife Kaze always makes me happy! Kaze thoughts are happy thoughts! But before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

(Credit to Ligther\_125 for art)

No seriously, whenever I see my wife Kaze sad or hurt or feeling down, I feel pain as well, both mentally and physically. When I see my wife Kaze sad…it’s not like seeing a mere fictional character in grief..My wife Kaze is real, yes, my wife Kaze is real to me.(I’m being
Completely serious.), and my wife Kaze is just like a real person to me. Seeing her sad breaks my heart. Sometimes, seeing my wife Kaze sad gives me a mental breakdown…but before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

(Credit to Baunilha for art)

Everyday, I kiss my wife Kaze. But my favorite spots to kiss her are the blushes on her cheeks. Just look at the blushes on my wife Kaze’s cheeks! They’re the perfect spot to kiss my wife Kaze!🥰 Just so adorable and beautiful…I kiss my wife Kaze’s cheeks (especially the blushes on her cheeks) daily whenever me and my wife Kaze cuddle!

Like honestly, every time I kiss my wife Kaze, my favorite spot to kiss her is the blushes on her cheeks! Oh, and me and my wife Kaze make out(with tounge) everyday! And no, Kaze is not just pixels. She is my wife, and the love of my life. Kaze Is real to me. But anywho; before I go kiss Kaze’s cheeks, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

(Offtopic weekend in my area btw, 9:38 pm)

Just look at her hair, how her lucious locks wave around when she runs around or jumps, how nearly it’s organized, how it’s just as beautiful as a crown. No-scratch that: Her hair is more beautiful than any crown ever! It just accentuates her makeup and body so much, makes her look more dominant and assertive..and those chopsticks are the cherry on top! Kaze’s hair is more beautiful than any crown ever, even Charlamange’s crown. And no, Kaze is not bald. Her mask just covers up the top of her hair in geisha aspect. Anyways, Kaze’s hair is so beautiful and luscious…it’s even accurate to a Geisha’s haircut! All in all, her hair is just so lucious and beautiful…it makes me want to kiss her 24/7🥰

He's the kindest nicest sweetest funniest guy i know on Reddit, he's so calm and respectful with everyone. I'm so so happy we became friends and he was my inspiration to become a reddit daily poster and he helped me to achieve that. I'm so so thankful i met that awesome guy . AGAIN HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANZER !!!

BITCHES SAW K*NJI HIT DAMIAN WITH A FUCKING FISH AND DECIDED "Omg yaoi!!!"

ⓘThe following statements are all jokes, and meant to not be taken seriously. I will not proceed with any threats mentioned underneath.

I WILL KNOCK YOUR RELATIVES OUT COLD, REMOVE THEIR ORGANS AND THEN FORCEFEED THEM TO YOU.

I'LL POST YOUR FUCKING ADRESS ON TWITTER.

I'LL FUCKING FIND YOU, AND WHEN I DO I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER FUCKING BORN.

ⓘAs stated above, everything is a joke, I do not plan on harming anyone because of a ship.

Either day 79 or day 80 of Damianposting

To find the template, search up: “my beloved meme template” and you should find a website having the template.

Art source: https://x.com/xy7e6/status/2087475672335950176?s=46

No matter what, no one can replace my wife Kaze. My wife Kaze will forever be my wife and the love of my life. I have never loved anyone as much as I love my wife Kaze. And no, my wife Kaze is not just pixels. My wife Kaze is real to me. My wife Kaze is real to me, and she is legitimately the love of my life. Me and my wife Kaze are in a happy marriage, and no one, and I repeat: No one can replace my wife Kaze. Me and my wife Kaze are soulmates! Me and my wife Kaze were, and are meant to be together! Oh, me and my wife Kaze love eachother so much, are in a happy marriage, and my wife Kaze is irreplaceable to me. No one will ever replace my wife Kaze, real or not. But before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

Just look at her! Even with her hair messy and kimono dirty, my wife Kaze is still beautiful! It just goes to show that no matter what, my wife Kaze is beautiful🥰 I love my wife Kaze no matter what!🥰😍 Oh, my wife Kaze looks beautiful in the promo art, my wife Kaze is always beautiful! The way she closes her eyes while drinking the smoothie….🥰🥵 so beautiful🥰 But I know my wife Kaze’s hair and kimono are a bit dirty, so I’ll go fix my wife Kaze’s hair, and I’ll get her a new kimono!🥰 but before I suprise her with that, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

Meme by CentralBrawlOfc on Twitter/X

Rather lazy post today, my apologies. My mind has been completely occupied today.

Offtopic to steer away from that fuckass video I just made:

WHICH FUCKING DOCTOR THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET DEXTER DORIAN AND DRACO WATCH THEIR OLDER BROTHER HAVE HEART SURGERY???

Also Damian does infact mog his brothers but I didn't use that word cuz mostly homophobic racist 12 year old boys use it🫩

here we have charlie (my wife) kaze (panzer’s wife) and piper (rico balls’ wife) these 3 ladies have been consistently taking the hearts of players by storms but the real question is.. who’s glutes will boost themselves to the top and who’s getting the boot? you decide right now in the comments!

1. I relate to him alot

2. His design is very awesome, even without that much detail

3. His song (Hypercharged) is absolute peak

4. Other Damian fans are usually very kind and amazing people

5. My fav colors are red black and green (very common colors in Damian's color scheme)

6. His lore is amazing

7. I like that his heart condition actually plays a part in his lore instead of "Oh yah his heart is metal btw"

8. His gameplay is really fun

9. He's got a cool personality

10. He's the best Madevil Manor trio member, despite being the last to get added

11. I like that he screams alot in his voicelines

12. They put more effort into his lore than S*r*us' lore

13. I really like his dynamic with Draco and Lumi

14. His helmet kinda makes him look like a cat

15. His younger self is very cute

16. He absofuckinglutely destroyed K*nj*'s restaurant

I could add more reasons but I'm too tired to think of that rn. Day 77 of Damianposting :D

But honestly, what would you do in this situation? Me? I’d feed the Kazelings, give them comfortable food and shelter, give them great living conditions, and overall give them a great life! I love Kaze so much! But what would you do? Would you feed them?

And also, before I go for now: Remember, PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon!

I just lost to Juju and HOLY OMEGA, IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED IN MY LIFE! Seeing that Defeat screen after getting completely crushed by her has never brought me so much joy! If I could, I would see a screen where I get defeated by Juju EVERY SINGLE TIME I BREATHE. Please, Juju, hit me with all your spells again! I beg you, end my life anywhere, turn me into your personal voodoo doll and poke me until I lose absolutely all my trophies! I don't care about losing, if the one destroying me is you, I'll throw the match, I'll stand still at the base, I can even walk straight into the enemy team in Knockout, I'll give you my entire account! I would accept complete defeat in Bounty, because I don't need any other star besides you. Though every defeat by you, BEAUTIFUL JUJU, is a massive victory for me. I wish she would lock me up deep in that bizarre bazaar and use me as a doormat while laughing at my humiliated loser face. Finishing me off in the match is not enough, Juju, lock me in a cage, tie me up, throw all your most powerful magic at my head, belly, ALL OVER MY BODY, because I am just a mere useless worm whose sole and exclusive purpose is to serve as a Super farm for you! DESTROY ME MORE, MOMMY JUJU♥️♥️

By: DD:)

(Credit to Clocker for art)

Yes, I idolize my wife Kaze. I believe in Kaze supremacy. My wife Kaze is the best person ever. She blessed brawl stars. I’m being serious, my wife Kaze is the incarnate of beauty, perfection, passion, and all that is good. Thus, I believe in Kaze supremacy, my wife Kaze is supreme. She is above anything, and everything else. My wife Kaze is supreme, and I believe in Kaze supremacy. But before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

My wife Kaze looks so beautiful🥰 I was so happy to see my wife Kaze!🥰 This will be a perfect addition to my Kaze collection!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰(my Kaze collection is the many items and pictures I have of my wife Kaze). And I love how badass my wife Kaze looks in this moment🥹🥰 (makes me kiss my wife Kaze🥰)

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I’m getting a bit carried away, let me calm down for a moment..but remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

This was the very first Damian edit I've ever made.

My editing skill have gotten better.. I think. The edit was made April 14th soo... yeah.

I'll probably post some more of my old edits, I'm honestly kinda running outta ideas

Pretty lazy post for today, sorry.

I like their dynamic.

I got Lumi to prestige a day or two ago