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[COOKED BY THE EAST] MATCHDAY 13 & 14

It was a rough Matchday 14 for 3 of the 5 clubs against Eastern foe. But at least the Western Conference had three straight weeks of undefeated play from Matchday 11 to Matchday 13. But the West fell flat on its face come Matchday 14. For the second time this year, Minnesota got cooked, while first timers Portland and LAFC take an L from the East

2026 Record Versus East:

20-11-11

u/Full-Ad-4879 — 2 days ago
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Only Sam Sarver Deserves the Celine Dion Goal of the Week and Celly of the Year

u/bepeacock — 3 days ago

Galaxy Cali Flex

ahhhh what happen to all the California clubs phat heads disrespecting the LA Galaxy. not many teams can say they blanked Seattle IN Seattle!

I'm about to fortuitous bust!

u/Full-Ad-4879 — 4 days ago
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What's the most common phrase or slang associated with US Soccer?

Every country I've visited, I have seen them develop some unique slang, phrases, or alliterations based on the game. For example, I recently came across a global soccer news/media page named "Plaantik". The name is a mispronunciation of "Penalty Kick".

Trying to find out if we have some unique words, phrases, slang for the soccer scene here.

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u/naveed2127 — 7 days ago