r/NewVerdania

The animals are all avoiding her instead of being indifferent, and her mask is off. This is a bad sign. She camouflages once she gets close to the grotto, becoming virtually undetectable

Grubbert: Grubby! I told you its SHELLWOOD!

Grubby: But the Zydon guy said Verdania is green! And this is green!

Grubbert: NOT ALL PLACES THAT ARE GREEN ARE VERDANIA!!!!!! MIMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAWA!

I AM POINITRIP, GOD OF WAR, COMBAT, STRENGTH, AND TACTICS, AND I WANT TO TEACH YOU

THIS WORLD HAS GROWN WEAK, AND THE AVERAGE PERSON CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST THREATS LIKE ROMINO, OR DUTY, OR ANYTHING ELSE

THEREFORE I HAVE A PROGRAM, ONE WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A WEAPON, EACH OF WHICH FITS WITHIN ONE OF NINE PATHS

I WILL PERSONALLY TUTOR YOU AND TEACH YOU, AS WELL AS GIVE YOU THE WEAPON YOU CHOSE TO TRAIN WITH, FORGED FROM MY OWN FLESH, IT MAY BE LESS FLASHY THAN YOUR MAIN WEAPONS, BUT ARE GOOD BACKUPS, AS THEY ARE NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE

THE PATHS ARE

1. Path of the nail, which are strength based blades like nails, or axes, this path is focused on power, hit hard and hit fast
2. path of the pin, which are dexterity based blades, like pins, or knives, this path is focused on precision and speed, hit where it hurts, and dash around
3. Path of the meteor, which are weapons with chains or ropes, like thuribles or rope darts or chains, this path is focused on controlling space, hit enemies away, pull them towards you, relocate, if you control the space you control the enemy
4. path of the pole, which are polearms, like spears or staffs, this path is focused on versatility, double the abilities, a jack of all trades, master of none
5. path of strings, which are bows, crossbows, slingshots, all those types, this path is focused on range, stay away from targets and fill them up with ammunition
6. path of the bonk, which are blunt weapons, like hammers, maces, clubs, this path is focused on pure power, hit your enemies so hard they can’t move or see, smash them into the ground or send them flying
7. Path of the claw, which are your natural weapon, like claws, fists, or tails, this path is focused on natural power, even when disarmed you can use this path, what it lacks in power it regains in adaptability
8. Path of the defender, which are shields and such, this path is focused on defence, strike your opponents during the openings, but never waver, you are a wall, and a wall is unmovable
9. path of the star, which are throwables, like shuriken, throwing knives, boomerangs, this path is focused on quantity, fill the battlefield with projectiles, make the enemy feel surrounded by yourself, tools are your friend

AND THATS THE SCHOOL, CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS OPPORTUNITY, FOR WHAT PHARLOOM NEEDS NOW IS POOOWER

It was a fun mini event kinda

STUBBY NO LIE, STUBBY HERO, can’t wait to have Stubby‘s eggies, perfect form achieved

((new artstyle for the 7 billionth time!! i like how this turned out, i think!!))

1. every mossgrub has to wear the clothes of the Broodfather
2. every mossgrub has to pray to the Broodfather twice a day
3. every mossgrub has to listen to the Broodfathers orders
4. any showing of defiance against the Broodfather shall be met with death
5. the Broodfathers flags shall be displayed in every public space

moncer has made rope out of her sheets and hung herself in her room, a letter is laying below her

she is kissing and hugging it