r/NewYorksHottestClub

YES YES YES YES yess yessssss. If you’re getting ready to return to campus or just like the smell of Eastern European men wearing too much cologne then New York’s hottest club is “Student Union.” Opened by famed club promoter and adjunct professor of underwater basket weaving Alberto Jinping, this. Club. Has. Everything.

Alex Jones in drag under the alias Sandy Hooker;

Cotton candy flavored vapes;

A pro life pastor condemning all the blue haired students to hell;

Adderall that looks like flintstones vitamins;

White privilege;

MTV’s Dan Cortese rushing the Jewish fraternity;

And what’s that over there is that a student activist group advocating for a free Palestine?

NO, it’s the house staff performing a Mitch McConnell!

What’s a Mitch McConnell Stefon?

It’s like this thing where a bunch of little people do a shot for shot remake of the movie weekend at Bernie’s but Bernie looks like a racist turtle.

Open whenever the doorman does his first bump of the morning this club is fun for the whole family.