Biggest reason why we deserve a win against MI
We have sanskari players while MI has chapri players.
Look at Jaisu - such a handsome heartthrob and yet doesn’t have a gf. Hardworking boy, who never abuses anyone and always does what is asked of him. Doesn’t fight and gives away his ODI and T20 positions like an obedient kid.
Vaibhav - never boasts about himself and does charansparsh of everyone elder to him.
Parag - dances on Assamese song, searches online for girl pics like a hardworking middle class boy, and tries extra hard (overdo) in his captaincy when not needed.
Jurel - fan of Rahul Dravid, who we all know is OG sanskari
Archer - works as hard as bihari labourer on field, never shouts at missed catches, and no 3 extra gfs like other WI players
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Now let’s look at Mumbai: everyone has either a tattoo or vada pav in their hand. More specifically:
Pandya - OG chapri. Goes into another person’s wedding and arranges his own honeymoon.
Tilak - Nanga ladka.
Surya - No responsibility for matches and his own health. We all know how papa used to scold us that eating chewing gums all the time damages your teeth and health.
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