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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I've been with a loose girl.

The priest asked, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I can't say."

"Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I promised not to tell."

"Nina Capelli?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Cathy Piriano?"

"I'm really sorry, Father. I can't."

"Rosa DiAngelo?"

"I'm not saying."

The priest sighed. "Well, Joey, I admire your honesty and loyalty, but you'll have to take a little break from altar boy duties - four months."

Joey returned to his pew. His friend Franco leane. over and whispered. "What'd vou get?"

Joey grinned. "Four months off... and five great leads."

Disclaimer:**this is not my joke, i just heard about it and decided to share it because i liked it so i can’t take credit for it.**

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u/Intelligent_Ask1410 — 1 day ago
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A man goes to see the Pope. "Your Holiness. I work for KFC, and we'll offer you ten million dollars to change the reading of the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'"

The Pope is aghast. "I can't just go changing God's word for money!"

The man says, "Fifty million! Now, think of all the good the church could do with all that money, Your Holiness!"

The Pope in unimpressed. "I already told you. I just can't do it. I'm sorry."

So the guy says, "Okay, final offer - $100 million. Take it or leave it."

The next day, the Pope calls all the leaders of the church together and says, "Gentlemen, I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is we've raised $100 million for Catholic Charities."

The room erupts in cheers!

The Pope waits for the room to settle down, and then says, "And now for the bad news: We lost the Wonder Bread account."

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u/Icy-Yoghurt-9232 — 6 days ago