Livia the Index Messenger here! I used to be a Seven Assoc. Fixer North Section 5 Fixer and I just missed some of my colleagues. If you don't mind, I will be here from time to time~.
Don't worry about me being the Index. As long as the prescripts don't order me to fight you, I'm chill.
Location: The Hand ( https://discord.gg/M4ZK4AaJSF )
At the Thumb West Headquarters, a Big Sister of the Middle distorts. A massive battle ensues, with about 85% of the Thumb Headquarters being leveled.
A Great Brother of the Middle has perished in the battle. According to eyewitnesses and secondhand accounts, the Great Brother had perished on his own accord, in hopes of undistorting a Big Sister of the Middle; a sacrifice made in vain. The Big Sister who distorted eventually undistorted and was last seen at a HamHamPangPang, dining with another Big Sibling of the Middle.
The corpse of the Great Brother who perished in battle had eventually blew itself up, releasing dangerous amounts of radiation in the Backstreets area within at least three kilometers of the site of the battlefield. So far, no additional casualties as a result of the radiation have been identified.
In the aftermath of the battle, some terms of peace, in order to avert a Finger War between the Thumb and Middle, were outlined. The terms of the treaty are as follows:
The primary cause of the Middle always getting into fights or battles with the Thumb has been deemed to be due to the Little and Young Siblings of the Middle acting improperly in the presence of the Thumb (especially Capos and Sottocapos), hence the term of Little and Young Siblings of the Middle being forbidden to interact with the Thumb in any capacity.
A Great Sibling and Big Sibling of the Middle had eventually arrived at the Thumb Headquarters to drop off multiple suitcases. Then the duo had left in the same manner as they arrived: by floating on a cloud.
The origin of this conflict can be traced to a vengeance against the Thumb that was enacted twice too many, where a Little Brother of the Middle had came to break down the doors of the Thumb Headquarters. However, that specific vengeance was already enacted by a Great Brother of the Middle. Essentially, this little sibling had attacked the Thumb for no reason. Tensions died down for a while, and then resurfaced in this battle.
Whatever the case, a worst-case scenario of this battle, which would be a Finger War, has been deemed to be averted for the time being.
Name: Erica
age: 32
current Fixer Grade: 5
uses oversized lockpick-shaped weapons in combat. keeps a suitcase at all times, for a variety of purposes
Has been working as a Fixer for a variety of offices (mostly offices that operate under Seven Association) for multiple years. Specializes in intel gathering and getting into otherwise elusive areas.
likes green and meat-based pies (especially pork pies).
intends to apply to allow the Seven Association to keep tabs on The Hand, the other all-Finger Roleplay Discord Server (ooc: and probably the original)
(Erica would like to report on a recent battle between the Middle and Thumb, but she feels that she has no authority to do so.)
Erica has recently seen a job listing for News Reporters and/or Heads of the Branches of the Seven Association, and she would like to apply to attain either job. Consider this post to be a pseudo-application that Erica made to the Seven Association.
Miss Moses was an exceptional fixer who was previously affiliated with the the seven association. She was truly gifted in dealing with the Distortions that seven association is often hired to deal with. Despite only being considered a grade 5 fixer, her talent was undeniable.
Is she not returning? There seems to be a far heavier workload of distortion related cases without Moses left for fixers such as me.
https://discord.gg/TQ6RZGbgR (Syndicates, House of Spiders Finger Bow Bell)
https://discord.gg/nHtyYk9V8 (Fixers, Spawn of The City - Fixers and Associations)
If you people aren't already in the HoS FBB Discord you should join, I and the Director are mostly active there since the Fixer server is still pretty new
I would like to learn how to perform the weakness analysis that our director Outis of the southern branch's sixth section is capable of. Thank you.
We have your dear beloved Executive Director Autolcycus, and our Southern Branch Head Kel having a nice date in Autolcycus' Office.
Found inside: https://discord.gg/JAjRjGFc74 [Multi-Finger Discord Server]
Category of News: Fingers
Members of the Fingers were spotted inside the basement of a God of the Index. Specific found fingers are: 4 Index (1 Messenger, 2 Proxies, 1 Weaver, 3 from the Pinky), 5 Pinky Stars, and 1 Thumb.
One member spotted was also found to be the ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
They were seen trying to cook pasta, and had burnt water as they did. Damage to the kitchen's sink was found, and it should be noted that all of them were not particularly competent in any field of cooking--save for one of them, who had taken over the event and cooked dinner for the other Finger members.
There seemed to be no plans made between the various members of the Fingers. However, it is still not yet known why this gathering had started. It could not have been started by the Thumb to strengthen relations, as the only member from there there was ranked a Soldato.
Journalist: Effray Matera of the 23:59 Office, Associate Office of the Zwei Association and Seven Association. Grade 3 Fixer.
Good afternoon lad and gents I’m Mahiru Okami, here to request a investigation of the warp train because
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Recently,another potential case of the Distortion Phenomenon has been observed in the Index,marking the Fourth recorded distortion in the Fingers,although the frequency of Distortions appearing is alarming,it’s also crucial to our understanding of Distortions as a whole.
The Distorting individual seems to have been triggered by the prescripts the have been receiving (presumably thinking they’re boring),it could be observed that they are experiencing high levels of emotion outbursts,it hasn’t been observed that the individual has heard any voices (the “Women’s Voice” many survivors called it),so it could be deduced that they are currently at stage 2 of Distorting.
Counting from 20XX/5/12,there have been 4 recorded instances of the Distortion Phenomenon in the Fingers:
1.Yan-Index 2.Tanya-Middle 3.Unnamed Brother of the Middle 4.Unnamed Index member
Minor Report: Director Spotted in the Index,could be a member?
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Indexsyndicate/s/mAz5XDMB54 Reporter: Yi Sang,Section 6 South
My name's Apathêos I'm a section one fixer from the southern branch working closely under the branch director, it's a pleasure to meet you all. Like the branch director, I too have nothing to do the the nefarious Index Syndicate.
May you assist me in gathering orange flowers for the Capo Dei Capi..?
Recently,a member of the Middle has distorted into a wolf like creature.
Efforts have been put into trying to save the brother or put him down,non have worked so far.
This has a potential to further our knowledge on distortions of the Fingers,we currently have three subjects documented. 1.Tanya,once a sister of the Middle 2.Yan,a messenger of the Index 3.The subject of this reading
The Middle distortions seems to lean toward wolf like appearances,given their pack like nature.
The Index distortions have no discernible patterns,given there’s only one confirmed case
As for the rest of the Fingers,we still have no information on their Distortions.
There may be value in keep researching this topic,given if the hypothesis of “The person the group is in affects the Distortion” is true,there may be a way to finally understand the Distortion phenomenon.
Reporting from Section 6 South-Yi Sang
Information from r/TheMiddleSyndicate and the Seven Association Archives
Cite of incident: https://www.reddit.com/r/Themiddlesyndicate/s/iRwb39KRsn
I shall take your orders.
Basically you lurk in any of the subs, and you report them like we're the News, we are the ones with information afterall~ Any roleplay post is considered for this as well, report well, and just type here
Anyways, you will be displayed to be a reporter with a special role, only for you guys, thanks for listening in!
Current Reporters: u/Requiembutworse (unfin) u/Very_Ideal_YiSang (Ideal) u/TheDarkFishes (Fishy) u/Curious_Grade1_fixer (Totally not Roland)
Hello,I am Yi Sang from South Section 6. Found out we had a webpage so I decided to check it out. If you need advice you can come ask me. I was recently considered to promote to Section 5,but nothing is final yet.
Also if I disappear for awhile,go ask Faust,she’ll know why. (P.S. if you make some good coffee please consider contacting me.)
