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So walking to masjid i passed by a kid (couldn't be older than 9) complaining to an aunty that her son (same age) was kicking him in the nutz playing football. Dat shit had me crackin up 🤣🤣🤣

What I found interesting is that he called his crotch "gandi jagah".. speaks a lot to his upbringing

last night i was out for my usual bike ride and pulled up next to another rider at a red light.

i looked over and said, "yo bro, nice bike."

he nodded, so i started yapping. i kept complimenting the bike, asked what model it was, then asked if he could rev it, which he did. after that, he nodded and pointed at me to rev mine.

the whole time "he" wasn't saying a word. i was just thinking, ''damn this guy is quiet. maybe he's an introvert... or mute idk.'' 😭

next light, "he" lifted the visor...

it was a girl.

wallahi i have never twisted the throttle so fast in my life.

i didn't even say bye or sorry.

i just disappeared. 💔

Banda 2 - 3 kaam karnay kya gaya tum logon ne nikal hi diya. MARD he Mard ka dushman hai.

So this a year old story

Me and my friend you may now darky used to go to gym at 6:30 and at the time we used to leave at 7:30 so it was pretty dark outside

One day I said some stupid nonsense to him and he got a lil angry he was on his cycle and I was on my own cycle

He decided to leave but to tease him even more I chased him

Soon we started racing I was riding my bicycle at full speed

We turned into a street that was pitch black we couldn't see shii but instead of slowing down we maintained our speed

Now the thing is darky was from that place I lived far away

So he was aware of the street condition but I wasn't

They dug up that street to install pipes and it was pretty deep like more than 6 feet darky road past it like nothing

But I wasn't aware of any shii

At full speed my cycle crashed into the mountain of dirt

That was right next to the hole thankfully my cycle speed saved me cuz if it was lil slow I would have crashed into the hole head first but due to my speed I ki da jumped and on the edge my legs were in the hole but I grabbed the ground to pry myself up

Darky immediately stopped he came running and pulled me out I turned ony phone flashlight and I saw a big ahh hole in the ground that had rocks at the bottom so if I was to crash I would have hit my head on the rock

We stood there for quite some time in silence just processing what happened

After half an hour we laughed so f ing hard

We grabbed our cycles and road off still laughing

(By the time I'm writing this I remember another story which very funny imo)

I ll go first:

Food made with love

And Lego

So this story is also pretty old but this was just stupid

Long before I did gym and boxing I used to do taekwondo

And I used to kick anything on my way I kick trees, cars poles anything

One day my grandma told me to grab some naan from the nearby tandoor my cycle was broken so I walked

This was also at like 7 pm so pretty dark out

The main market where the tandoor was had a dark patch where there were no lights so it was dark af

I was walking and I saw a white bori like a sack it was dark so it wasn't clearly visible in my head. I went I should kick it to the moon I charged my leg and boom kicked it so damn hard

That the sack shrieked... unbeknownst to me that white bori was a white dog sitting there

He saw me and charged at me at that time I was big chungus but I ran as hard as I could the dog was chasing me

I ran I ran I didn't look back and kept running

I reached home and I saw back there was no dog there

I went back to the market to grab naan cuz I didn't want my

Siblings to make fun of me

As I was going back home that dog saw me and bro recognized me 😭 bro chased me again

I ran so hard I never ran so fast in my entire life

Looking back it was dumb of me to kick random shii

One thing y'all need to know about me is I'm very shy in person and a legit introvert Infront of people

But some times I get carried away

This story is from when I was 11 almost

So there were some guests that came in our house they planned to stay for 2 days with them there was a kid abt my age we all were sleeping in the big room with mattress

In that room only me and my siblings and that kid were present

So we decided to play cid lol like we used to watch cid and act out crimes like yeh laash lagta hai mar choki hai type shi

So as we were playing I was khooni like I was a murd&rer

So I needed to k1ll someone obv so I decided I will k1ll that kid I told him lay on the mattress I saw that you k1ll someone by pressing a pillow against there face

I grabbed a pretty thick pillow and pressed it to the kids face with all my might bro started tweakin like shaking and I was like wow Kiya acting ker Raha hai

After I was done that boi won't wake up I got scared along with my siblings we started panicking

My genius older cousin gave an idea ke laash ko thikaane Laga do

So me and my cousin brother grabbed and started stuffing him in the Almirah but bro started tweakin again and woke up and was like what happened

I was like nothing I was this close to being the youngest k1ller Pakistan

Anyways don't try this at home kids

(legite hot take). Bhai inti garmi kiyo hai 😭😭 I'm literally melting rn upar se Raat ko light Chali jati

Bathroom ke Ander Suraj aya hua 😭😭

Mai antarctic Mai ja ker rahene Laga

Mujhe sardi jam ke Marna manzoor hai nah ke garmi Mai jal ke

Sardi kab aye gi 😭😭😭