r/TheCultOfChair

Members of the cult. I bring to the great council a quandary. I know this sounds crazy but I believe this is an imposter chair created by Doug to fool us. Doug our grand curator of the chair has become jealous and prideful! We know our true chair has never shown any of its great intelligence to us. Brothers and sisters of the chair we must be vigilant and unwavering against these tricks and put Doug back in his rightful place.