Have u seen my penits ??
My son has gone off on the ultimate side quest. i trust he’ll find his way back home, but this is the longest he’s been away from home in his whole 7 years of life!
He’s was last seen at the Crouching Tiger Hidden Goose cozy dome behind the Wormhole stage.
He’s about a foot tall, has one eye, has squeaky balls and responds to Throbby, Throbert, and Thob.
He’s my best friend and has gone everywhere with me since the day he was born. he’s named after a close friend who passed away that I share a pnis pillow inside joke with. He’s a very special pnis and I miss him everyday. He’s very loved by my Bay Area, Sierra Nevada, and far beyond communities 🙏
He’s survived 4 stilldreams, 3 Untz’, 2 Folsom street fairs and Burning man yall.. homie’s a vet, and I know he’ll come home soon. if you see him just let him know his Bay Area family misses him everyday and his mama is worried SICK