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'Idiocracy' tops the list of "What Movie is the Definitive Movie that Represents America at 250 Years" as polled by the NYT.
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'Idiocracy' tops the list of "What Movie is the Definitive Movie that Represents America at 250 Years" as polled by the NYT.

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u/EAJ4ALL — 11 hours ago
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Basic animal facts

These are mostly about animals. Some about humans, because humans are animals. You may disagree on that but then you haven't seen my table manners.

Animal gender names

These are in a male/female format unless otherwise stated. Because men lead whilst women are always right.

Spider genders are Yaaagh/Waaagh. This is based on the sound you make when you see them.

Blue footed boobies and red footed boobies are Left/Right. It should be noted right boobies are almost always bigger.

For some reason the UK name for the same family of birds known as Chickadees in the US are called tits. This means their genders are Left and right also.

Group names

A small group of braincells is called an idiot.

A small group of crows is an attempted murder.

A group of ravens are a writing desk.

A pair tits is called a Nice Rack. I frequently see a nice rack of tits in my garden.

A group of directors is called a company, or company board.

A group of politicians is called incompetent.

A group of around thirty kids is a class. 3+ bus loads of kids is called a school trip.

A group of girls is a gaggle. This is because they share one brain and laugh lots. For the group of boys? Bold of you to assume they have enough to make up a single brain between them.

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u/annnonymous199 — 11 hours ago
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Oldest Garfield Inscription Found, ca. 1050 to 1100 AD near Ballyfin, Ireland

A sect of vikings are believed by new researchers to have created and worshipped Garfield (pronounced in Old Norse like "Yer-veld"). In recent years, numerous authentic Garfield rune-stones have been found, such as this one in a valley near Ballyfin, Ireland, put there by raiding Norsemen. A few copies early on were found without runes, leading historians to theorise they were put up by the English, but the runes found on other monuments have consistently been Younger Futhark, while the English were using the much more extensive Anglo-Frisian Futhorc.

All of them show Garfield as a snakelike or lizardlike being. His tail is sometimes (as in the Ballyfin Stone) drawn separate to the main snake-body, or as a continuation of. In all forms, medieval Garfield inscriptions consistently show a cat-like head though. The Ballyfin Stone is unique for showing him without whiskers, but it is possible they were carved on very faintly, and have weathered away.

u/RBB12_Fisher — 20 hours ago
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I am in the Guinness book of records !

I am in the book a couple times, I am the world's tallest Dwarf, and the all England down hill sunbathing champion 5 years running!!!! Talking of things going down, I am the current world record holder as the world's shortest giant!!!!

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u/Still-BangingYourMum — 1 day ago
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Where do Carnies come from?

If you go to a fair or carnival and get hurt usually something serious like a limb loss you then have to join the carnival pursuant to Preston v Carmichael entertainment, the eldest Preston kid lost a finger on a ride in 1923 and the parents sued the proprietor for the injury and they had to take the misshapen little troglodyte with them.

u/KeyNefariousness6848 — 1 day ago
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What you do when finishing and ending a conversation:

TLR when starting and/or ending a conversation, especially ones with the same gender as you, you should start giving them French kisses, and the longer the kiss, the more respectful the greeting. Make sure you and your companion keep close, and in a deep tight hug.

u/TULIWOOOOOO — 1 day ago
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BREAKING NEWS: super evil trump has killed EVIL TRUMP and is now the president of ESA (evil states of America)

everyone will be burned by my freedom beam! - super evil trump 2026

u/Mother-FUCKER21 — 4 days ago
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Canada buys Mexico to give the USA a massive "hug"

As of July, 2 2026 Canada has acquired Mexico. in a news report conducted by Fox news trump plans on selling Alaska Because "Its to close to Russia" end quote

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u/Money_Royal_314 — 4 days ago