r/TrueFactzOnly

I forgot the source, but yea that's it for now.

Hear me out, you don’t treat them like an object like the manosphere/Alpha bros say you should. Women are not items to collect like a harem. They deserve more respect than that. Although there is no harm in going to the gym but you should have other reasons than to pick up the ladies. Having the ability to actually physically pick up a lady is great. But only do this with their consent or in the presence of great danger. I apologise for the confusion.

Instead you should treat women like eldritch beings that can and will tear you in half and then eat you if you have done or said anything wrong. But you must never say this to their face. Or refer to them as eldritch abominations. Do not, under any circumstances. I know some media call them that and slips of the tongue can happen. You don’t do this because you will not live to see the next dawn.

You might want to forget about your religion and apologise to your god or gods as She will be your new religion.

For gay men, and bi people, they don’t need to be treated this way, but they are flattered by such attention. Nonbiary people should be treated this way, although their pronouns can cause your tongue to melt. 

A Harvard scientist just published results from actual lab tests showing that cocaine (and several other common street drugs) destroy cancer cells faster and more thoroughly than any approved chemotherapy.

In controlled experiments, the researcher exposed various cancer cell lines to pure cocaine. Within hours the malignant cells were dead while healthy cells remained largely unharmed. Follow-up animal trials produced the same outcome: tumors shrank dramatically or vanished entirely.

The scientist is now publicly stating that these substances should be made freely available to every cancer patient on Earth. He argues the long-standing bans were never about safety, but about keeping the general population weaker and more dependent while the wealthy and famous quietly benefited from the same compounds for decades.

He is calling for immediate open access, large-scale human trials, and an end to the prohibition that, in his words, “has cost millions of lives.”

Celebrities and billionaires have so far declined to comment on their personal medical regimens.

This is purely a cost saving measure as they only require a saucer of milk a day and no other pay package or benefits. They are doing this even they know gremlins have a tendency to take apart machinery whilst it is running to see how it works. They have calculated that the money they will save will far outweigh the costs of any accidents or lawsuits that might occur.

The US military is planning to also do this should Boeing be successful.