Ortex Guy here with your 05/22 Opening Bell Ortex Update: hedgie still stressing and bears still crying, sounds like a nice start to the weekend…Current Mood: damn glad to be an ape
u/jdrukis — 8 hours ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/21 Closing Bell Ortex Update: next ATH borrow cycle starting?…Current Mood: exciting basket moves coming
u/jdrukis — 23 hours ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/21 Opening Bell Ortex Update: hedgie running out of their assets to liquidate as their done-and-dash on the financial industry nears…Current Mood: I dislike Velcro… feels like a total rip-off
u/jdrukis — 1 day ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/20 Closing Bell Ortex Update: retail shorts continue to get destroyed on time and price…Current Mood: no wonder the bears don’t post gains lol
u/jdrukis — 2 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/20 Opening Bell Ortex Update: hedgie has admitted their position is unattainable… they need us to be bored and leave meanwhile apes are loading up knowing the multiplier they hold…Current Mood: too enjoyable seeing the few bears left getting mad
u/jdrukis — 2 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/19 Closing Bell Ortex Update: it’s good knowing you can buy something so cheap that is worth so much soon …Current Mood: hedgie mad that apes figured out the secret
u/jdrukis — 3 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/19 Opening Bell Ortex Update: bears seem to be giving up despite apes being zen and just holding. Ironic that 62% of the bear accounts followed in the past 180 days are suspended or deleted now …Current Mood: apes winning the game
u/jdrukis — 3 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/18 Closing Bell Ortex Update: bears seem to be accepting that they lost the sentiment war as apes have never been more zen …Current Mood: another day, another hedgie crying about apes.
u/jdrukis — 4 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/18 Morning Bell Ortex Update: hedgies funds continue to be quietly wound down into derivatives without client knowledge meanwhile hedgie has no viable exit plan …Current Mood: happy Victoria Day fellow Canadian apes… happy Monday everyone else
u/jdrukis — 4 days ago
I sure do. I feel like I had to take things into my own hands to not be in a wage cage until I’m 70 years old.
The system feels so broken. Thankfully, I’ve found this group of legends who feel the same way.
The 401jk community is a bunch of people from around the world who want an alternative retirement strategy. A method of retirement that is fully community funded and out of the hands of the financial oligarchs.
We also aim to spread awareness of crime and corruption, all while having fun and laughing at dope memes.
These are definitely my people. Resist & Retire.
🃏💪🏴☠️
u/Nice_Daikon6096 — 8 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/15 Closing Bell Ortex Update: love seeing the bears struggling …Current Mood: have an awesome weekend fellow apes
u/jdrukis — 7 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/15 Opening Bell Ortex Update: everyone seems to be turning on shorts as hedgies are being labeled the “problem with the industry” lol…Current Mood: glad I’m an ape
u/jdrukis — 7 days ago
AMC gets rid of more debt, hedgie gets more mad
u/jdrukis — 10 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/14 Closing Bell Ortex Update: bears sounding upset their numbers are dropping off and everyone’s noticing…Current Mood: damn glad I’m still getting these moon tickets for subsidized prices… make no mistake, hedgies paying a lot of the bill for us
u/jdrukis — 8 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/14 Opening Bell Ortex Update: hedgie looking frantic, bears sounding upset, apes zen, looks like moon soon enough…Current Mood: in hedgie’s efforts to understate their short positions they have accidently made AMC look like a great investment to regular investors
u/jdrukis — 8 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/13 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgie would need to sell every asset they hold and win ever derivative play they have, just to only have enough cash for half their debt lol…Current Mood: glad to see the few remaining bears still crying at apes
u/jdrukis — 9 days ago