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Welp time for more war! I heard that war jumpstarts economies, and that is something we desperately need. I have chosen the butterflies to be our victims because I hate butterflies and we aren't in an alliance with them. Feel free to lob cherrynades at any butterflies you see and/or mug them.

u/Macandcheese480 — 1 day ago
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*Multiple Hawk Moths can be seen flying above the shore*

*There is no one that can stop them from yoinking Mothew back because some genious thought it would be a good idea to retreat all ground troops*

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u/SargentKranz — 1 day ago
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A Message from R.A.F.

Hello there waterants. I see that you have kidnapped a Radian citizen and requesting ransom. The thing is we arent paying you shit to get what is ours. So instead you will release him for free and pay a 100 MPO fine or we will obliterate your crab population.

If you dont have 100 MPO or you need the momey for something really really important then releasing Mothew would be enought.

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u/SargentKranz — 1 day ago
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You guys keep kidnapping and eating live aphids, this is a declaration of an Embargo to your people. -Sap N. Stemhouser and Helmlock

u/Ill-Working3729 — 5 days ago
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Sap N. Stemhouser’s boat approaches..

SNS(Stem N. Stemhouser): “Keep going lads! We’re almost there.”
Rowmam: “Where are we even going..”
Navigator: “Titano territory and then possibly the butterflies.”
Rowmen: “UGGGGGHHHH”
SNS: “I’ll buy you food.”
Rowmen: “YAAAAAYYYY”

u/Ill-Working3729 — 10 days ago
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We're going to war with the titan ants. They are pretty strong so this will likely be the death of us, but I am pissed. Their leader temporarily killed macaroni.

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u/Macandcheese480 — 10 days ago