r/broccoli

My friend and I were chatting and she referred to some guy she knows as a “broccoli boy”. At first I was so intrigued about who this wonderous vegetable prince may be, but upon inquiring into the matter, I learned that I had much the wrong idea. Apparently broccoli boys are not delightful salad lads, but instead some dude with a fuggass haircut. Eye chiwawa. Buckets and buckets of immeasurable disappointment rained on me