r/croissantism

I, EnenraDev, plan on devoting my life to the beautiful croissant gods. I will do whatever is necessary to rid the planet of the evil spawn known as a "baguette". We are superior and our God knows we are superior. I will one day become the pope of croissantism and become a guide to the path of croissants.

We have been discrimated by the members of r/baguettism for too long. We need to strike back and end their foolish delusions. #CroissantsOnTop

flowerism

nothing to do with flowers, despite the name
spread your croissant love and baguette hate further!!
just...

don't. hate. the flowers.

tell me this
how??
how is it possible that for the week that this sub has existed
almost EVERY post has been about baguettes
and they want peace?!
no, they want you to submit.
they want your will to break, seeing this place become no more than a baguette echo chamber.
the croissantists still exist, i am sure
and i shall stand by them
for croissants symbolize the love of Bread
and baguettes symbolize hatred and arrogance
a baguette is none more than a weapon
to keep you in line
so rise
and let your love!!
show what real Bread is…

This occupation of r/croissantism will end until July 15th-August 28th.

This subreddit is going to still be occupied by r/baguetteism.

We need a government. Users are taking decisions by themselves and these decisions are often destructive. Here are the list of positions we need (clarification, the pope title is hereditary and as such the pope *will* stay pope)

President-Theocrat / Leads the Nation with the pope.

Ministre of the Economy / Manages the spendings of the Nation.

Ministre of the Military / Leads the Nation’s millitary

Cardinals / Vote for Legislation.

RULES :

1. One person per voter per position
2. One must not vote for oneself except for ONLY ONE POSITION
3. Any candidate that refuses the supremacy of the Baguettes, or praises c*****sants, will be sanctionned according to the rules.

PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE VOTE FOR ME POOKIE :3

If we have another war, a verison of the Declaration of War will come back. We will occupy this subreddit again if the following occurs:

• A member of r/croissantism Attacks a member of r/baguetteism.
• If moderators don't remove rule five within >!ten days.!<

Compromise(s):

1. We will remove rule six if the moderators of r/croissantism remove rule five.
2. Moderators of r/croissantism and r/baguetteism will tell EACHOTHER about people hating on croissants and baguettes(If rule >!five!<gets removed).
3. Moderators of r/baguetteism can become a moderator of r/croissantism too.