r/detroitcirclejerk

First teen takeovers ruin every carnival but she let Chris “might as well be Benoit” Brown come and flaunt how he beats women for 3 fucking nights!

How can anyone support such a monster!

He should have to sit in Wayne County Jail for every second he isn’t performing, which IMO he shouldn’t be allowed to!

Clearly nearly 20 years later no one should be supporting this monster but here as we have no electricity we are forced to endure Chris Brown on our city limits.

This offends me more than Sydney Sweeney’s existence.

Moved to Birmingham 2 years ago and really if you’re not in the this city you’re just not working hard enough.

What are some other low scale city or neighborhood nicknames?

First, it’s a BBQ holiday. You don’t use your stove - you cook outside.

Secondly, the weather is fairly mild and great for sleeping under the stars. You can watch the celebration of America’s 250th birthday from local fireworks and go right to bed without having to move at all.

And of course why blame the company when really we should focus on the shareholders for pressuring about rates & uptime.

I’m posting this as a genuine safety warning to other riders in the Detroit area. I had a terrifying Uber experience yesterday, and despite reporting it in detail through the app (including safety concerns), Uber has not taken meaningful action. As far as I can tell, this driver is still able to accept rides.
From the start of the trip, the female driver was extremely aggressive and in a bad mood. She completely ignored me when I tried speaking to her and took multiple personal phone calls, treating me like I wasn’t even there.
She kept all the windows fully rolled down the entire ride. I have long hair (she is bald) and spent most of the trip physically holding it down because it was whipping around violently. She could see how uncomfortable it was making me but refused to close any windows.
The driving itself was genuinely frightening and dangerous:
• Swearing loudly (“motherfucker,” “bullshit”), repeatedly throwing her hands up, and hitting the steering wheel while the car was moving
• Texting while driving
• Rolling through stop signs without stopping
• Unsafe lane changes without checking
• Repeatedly slamming on the brakes hard
• Missing multiple exits, which caused her to become visibly furious
The trip took over 45 minutes longer than expected due to the bizarre route, and I missed an important appointment. By the end, my heart was racing and I felt legitimately unsafe. The combination of distracted driving, road rage, and total disregard for passenger safety was one of the scariest rides I’ve ever had.
I’ve reported this thoroughly through Uber’s Help section and safety options, but they’ve been unhelpful and the driver appears to still be active on the platform. This is why I’m sharing it here — I don’t want anyone else to go through what I did.
If you get a ride with a driver matching this general description (black female in 50s or 60, jeep cherokee, named Toi) near metro Detroit, please stay extra alert, report immediately if anything feels off, and consider alternatives if possible.
Has anyone else encountered something similar lately? Any advice on how to get Uber to actually address serious safety reports?
Stay safe out there, everyone.

ChatGPT told me it was due to an AI data center that was producing too many low tier AI flyers. We need to stop this bullshit tyranny!

Looking for clear spots. Live off State Fair & Outer Drive area and everyone is letting theirs off 24/7 and I can’t see mine.

I work till 10, won’t be able to start - willing go to as far as Walled Lake.