r/midlyintersting

Tried calling me a few times as well.

Just got home from getting an eye checked and had to go through an eye exam that was 6 ft. Nothing is more rage inducing than having to cover an eye and try to read a line. I honestly can't help the anger because my brain and eyes are trying so damn hard to process what I'm seeing as I have monocular polyopia for both my left & right eyes and diplopia when both are open. I did pretty good translating the chaos. 20/40 (non-near is 20/15) but still MAD so I made this.

There's nothing physiologically wrong with my eyes. It's neurological. The monocular polyopia is spread like a tight clock face with my left eye skewing the ghost words right and the right eye skewing the ghost words left. With their powers combined, they make...diplopia. :(

My font is so big on Reddit. Anyways, enjoy or not.