OI OI! ME AN DA BOYZ AZ KUM TER LOOT YER GAFF!
ROIT! GIV USS DA SHOINY FINGZ, AN MAYBE WE'Z LEEV YER HEDZ ON SO YUZ KAN KEEP SKREEMIN! UNLESS YER HED'Z MAYD UV YOORAYNYUM. DA REST OF YA WILL MAYK GUD FERTYLOIZUR... AN' DA LUKKY WUNZ WILL ONLY DO IT WUNSS! *DIABOLIKUL ORK LAFF.*
FAQ:
- WOI IZ YOO LOOTIN?
A: KOZ WE'Z ORKZ YA RINKULLY SKWIG REFYOOSS!
- WILL YOO SPERR DA BOOKZ?
A: NO!
- WOI NOT??
A: SEE DA FURST ZOGGIN' KWESCHUN!
- WOT IF OI JUST KAST FOYUHBOLL?
A: WOT IF OI JUST SHOOT YA??
- WOT IF OI JUST KAST ORKZ TER BANANAZ?
A: 1. WOT DA ZOG IZ A BANANA? 2. WOT IF OI JUST KAST HOOMY TER DED EXPLOADY HOOMY??
- WILL YOOZ PROPPA HARD GITZ AT LEEST SPERR DA CHILLYDRUN??
A: SHUD AV BIN BORN GREEN DA STOOPID GROTZ .
- MOI NOWZ IZ BETTA DAN YORZ!
A: KERRFUL NOW.
- HOW IZ A SOSSAIYUTY WOT DEPENDZ ENTOIURLY ON VIOLUNSS GUNNA BE STAYBUL?
A: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
((This isn't a full raid, to avoid brigading. Today's RAMPAYJIN is confined to this one post.))
u/Human-Question6210 — 5 days ago