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struck Pastafarian gold at thrift store

Stopped by the thrift store for the first time in a couple weeks on a whim and miraculously I am now the proud owner of this very large print of Touched by His Noodly Appendage!

u/recapmodott1 — 4 days ago
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I have a question about beer volcano

I have celiac disease. Regular beer would probably hospitalize me on earth, but in pastafarian heaven, do I get my own mini gluten-free beer volcano, or will I be cured of celiac?

I need to know very badly.

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u/breadpilledwanderer — 4 days ago
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Finally got my FSM tattoo!

Ed Duong of Raven's Mark Tattoo in Southington CT is a fellow Pastafarian and he created this stunning piece for me. We entered into color tattoo of the day but unfortunately there was some really serious competition and we didn't win but I couldn't resist going on stage wearing my colander.

u/danny_deefs — 5 days ago
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Thank you, Flying Spaghetti Monster, for the glorious spectacle of the meatballs alignment.

u/DrAg0r — 7 days ago
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Eclipse collander

Have you seen all the advices on how to safely watch eclipses indirectly using the light projected through a collander?

Another proof of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster if you ask me.

The Gospels describes the Unified Spaghetti Theory in which all matter, including photons are made out of small vibrating spaghetti, so theologically speaking it make perfect sense that those vibrating spaghetti have to pass through a collander in order to project the eclipse.

The FSM in their infinite wisdom provided us with the perfect tool to witness the glorious cosmic event they put in motion.

u/DrAg0r — 8 days ago
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If FSM doesn't exist, why do we (nerves) look exactly like it? All men are created in the image of FSM. Checkmate Atheists. R'amen

If FSM doesn't exist, why do we (nerves) look exactly like it? All men are created in the image of FSM. Checkmate Atheists. R'amen

u/iamsreeman — 12 days ago
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Is the meatball topping mandatory?

Or any kind of spaghetti sauce is fine? I quite enjoy carbonara. What about other kinds of noodles, nom-spaghetti pasta or ramen. Different denominations or sacrilege? Mm maybe some slow braised beef ragu with tagliatelle… if I am not going too far.. dumplings? Oh my Dumpling, all kinds of dumplings are worship-able to me. I will worship some xiao long bao any time. Bring me the khinkali. Apologies if this is heretic talk, just curious (and so hungry right now)

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u/darthmelo — 11 days ago
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license photo question

i want to wear a colander on my head for my next photo. do i need to sign anything to prove im following this religion or am i already eligible to wear a colander

thank you🍝

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u/Fast_Toe_1317 — 11 days ago
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Rough tattoo concept

Next week a fellow pastafarian is tattooing this on me at the a Providence Tattoo Convention and we're entering into tattoo of the day. This is just a rough work up he sent me to see what I thought of it as I've given him creative freedom. I'll be wearing my strainer the whole time as will the artist. Very excited to finally have the FSM touch my body with his noodly appendage.

u/danny_deefs — 13 days ago