r/shittyASOIAFdetails

Who wins between Fat Robert and a Boar? Who was controlling the boar? Melisandre! She had a hand in the deaths of the Baratheon. I think she had a hand in killing Joffrey as well.

Melisandre is uber witch!

She is Alys. She is Lady Rowen. She is the Red Widow. She is Melisandre.

Hero or serial murderer, working over time to destroy kings. What you call coincidence I call subterfuge.

She wiped out the Targaryens and their dragons.

She has an agenda! Melisandre is saving the world from destruction. The Red comet is part of the deal. Azor Ahai is need to save the world, so she created him! The old fashioned way! By giving birth to Jon Snow!

She was around back when those volcanoes blew up. She was around when the Wall was built.

It’s a theory! Might be wrong, but I like it.

Now, people tell me I should pick one tiny thing and see if I can prove it. The easiest think that brings down The Big Lie, that L+R=J is not true.

The easiest way to that is to show that Jon’s dad is Mance Rayder.

Has anyone ever proposed that?

The foreshadowing is very strong. Actually, Ygritte’s line “You know nothing, Jon Snow!” Is one of the clues. And you know who else says that? Melisandre, after”Ygritte’s death”, says Ygritte’s line to him. And it is true. Jon is a Wildling, his father is a Wildling King, and Jon will become King of the Wildlings. The stories about Bael the Ward and King Mance Rayder are there to foreshadow who Jon really is!

Read the whole series in May. I get a lot of nightmares. And every one I get, Roose Bolton has been central to the plot, and he has a gun. Just had to get this off my chest.

In the books he's planning on marrying and fathering children, which suggest he has a functional Arnold Schwarzenigger. Do you think they'll keep this in the show? Will the dragoncock raise, bigger and stronger than ever, in righteousness and glory?