
A Triumphant Alternative to Trump's Arch
As everyone knows by now, Donald Trump is pushing to have a monstrous "Arc d' Trump" constructed at the entrance to Arlington National Cemetery. This confessed monument to himself would soar 250 feet into the Washington D.C. skyline, being surmounted by a winged Lady Liberty and two eagles. Those figures - along with four lion statues at the base - will of course be gilded to satisfy Trump's obsession with gold. And speaking of figures, the construction cost for this unnecessary shrine to excess is estimated to exceed 100 million dollars. Here's a thought: Instead of a useless arch, how about a wind turbine?
https://i.redd.it/ml1nark07j2h1.gif
Rather than $100M, it could be erected for around $3M - $5M and would actually pay for itself (and more) with the electricity produced. It would soar just about as high as the proposed arch, so that's impressive.
As an added plus, it would really piss off Donald Trump. But he really couldn't howl too much if his Arch of Triumph plans are scrapped - he has little in the way of triumphs to commemorate. Inflation still rages, Iran war not working out, poll numbers cratering: hardly perfect timing for celebration. Still, I guess the blades or the tower could be painted gold in his honor.
Hey! And if it works out, maybe one could be installed on the White House grounds to power the residence and the 90,000 sq. ft. ballroom, too? That would be a real DOGE initiative!