Ortex Guy here with your 05/22 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgie made the monster, we only trained it how to destroy hedgie…Current Mood: have an amazing weekend fellow apes
u/jdrukis — 3 hours ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/22 Opening Bell Ortex Update: hedgie still stressing and bears still crying, sounds like a nice start to the weekend…Current Mood: damn glad to be an ape
u/jdrukis — 11 hours ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/21 Closing Bell Ortex Update: next ATH borrow cycle starting?…Current Mood: exciting basket moves coming
u/jdrukis — 1 day ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/21 Opening Bell Ortex Update: hedgie running out of their assets to liquidate as their done-and-dash on the financial industry nears…Current Mood: I dislike Velcro… feels like a total rip-off
u/jdrukis — 1 day ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/20 Closing Bell Ortex Update: retail shorts continue to get destroyed on time and price…Current Mood: no wonder the bears don’t post gains lol
u/jdrukis — 2 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/20 Opening Bell Ortex Update: hedgie has admitted their position is unattainable… they need us to be bored and leave meanwhile apes are loading up knowing the multiplier they hold…Current Mood: too enjoyable seeing the few bears left getting mad
u/jdrukis — 3 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/19 Closing Bell Ortex Update: it’s good knowing you can buy something so cheap that is worth so much soon …Current Mood: hedgie mad that apes figured out the secret
u/jdrukis — 3 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/19 Opening Bell Ortex Update: bears seem to be giving up despite apes being zen and just holding. Ironic that 62% of the bear accounts followed in the past 180 days are suspended or deleted now …Current Mood: apes winning the game
u/jdrukis — 4 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/18 Closing Bell Ortex Update: bears seem to be accepting that they lost the sentiment war as apes have never been more zen …Current Mood: another day, another hedgie crying about apes.
u/jdrukis — 4 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/18 Morning Bell Ortex Update: hedgies funds continue to be quietly wound down into derivatives without client knowledge meanwhile hedgie has no viable exit plan …Current Mood: happy Victoria Day fellow Canadian apes… happy Monday everyone else
u/jdrukis — 4 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/15 Closing Bell Ortex Update: love seeing the bears struggling …Current Mood: have an awesome weekend fellow apes
u/jdrukis — 7 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/15 Opening Bell Ortex Update: everyone seems to be turning on shorts as hedgies are being labeled the “problem with the industry” lol…Current Mood: glad I’m an ape
u/jdrukis — 8 days ago
AMC gets rid of more debt, hedgie gets more mad
u/jdrukis — 10 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/14 Closing Bell Ortex Update: bears sounding upset their numbers are dropping off and everyone’s noticing…Current Mood: damn glad I’m still getting these moon tickets for subsidized prices… make no mistake, hedgies paying a lot of the bill for us
u/jdrukis — 8 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/14 Opening Bell Ortex Update: hedgie looking frantic, bears sounding upset, apes zen, looks like moon soon enough…Current Mood: in hedgie’s efforts to understate their short positions they have accidently made AMC look like a great investment to regular investors
u/jdrukis — 9 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/13 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgie would need to sell every asset they hold and win ever derivative play they have, just to only have enough cash for half their debt lol…Current Mood: glad to see the few remaining bears still crying at apes
u/jdrukis — 9 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/13 Opening Bell Ortex Update: everyday hedgie getting wrecked by apes who are just zen and loading up more…Current Mood: I am much happier buying around a buck than buying around a hundred bucks
u/jdrukis — 10 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/12 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgies lost all their money trying to get apes to sell, only to realize apes have been loading up even more lol…Current Mood: I like my hedgies naive and silly
u/jdrukis — 10 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/12 Opening Bell Ortex Update: as hedgie braces their clients to inform them no assets exist only derivatives, clients have already been told they can’t withdraw more than 7% of their holdings a year…Current Mood: sounds like Kenny boi needs a Wendy’s application
u/jdrukis — 11 days ago
Ortex Guy here with your 05/11 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgie in full panic mode as the basket sets up its final moves before launch…Current Mood: SI jumping way up tomorrow as values adjust based on new info
u/jdrukis — 11 days ago