
r/warhammercels

This meme fact checked TRVE by REAL Servants of The Emperor
Advancing should be 3” + D3 instead of D6”
If D6 attacks weapons are getting variance stabilized, so should advancing, as that has an even higher gameplay effect
Classic OG Meme
Perhaps my finest, farthest reaching work I’ve ever done (that I made in 5 minutes in CapCut while in traffic)
Why Did I Create Warhammercels?
As Western media continues its spiral of hero assasination of the straight, white man, Warhammer increases in relevance.
The heroes of the IP, the Space Marines and their Primarchs are necessarily men as well as overwhelmingly European in aspect. From the perspective of the millennial GW employee, it is impossible to subvert their character, either by turning them into women via their inclusion, or by making them evil. The cause of the imperium is necessarily just, as it is the continued survival of the species.
This is a terrible affront to the leftist, and a harsh repudiation of their beliefs. If they couldn’t have the Space Marines, they would rape the Custodes. Adding nothing to the lore and for no in universe reason at all, the sanctity of the Custodian Brotherhood was shattered to include the other.
Just like how the forces of Chaos cannot create, only subvert. So it is the same with Godless leftists IRL. They can only rape and subvert existing ideas. Communism is in itself a subversion of Capitalism. Luciferianism is in itself a subversion of Christianity. The myriad sexual and gender identities contrived by secularism are a subversion of the male and female God decreed.
As Warhammer grows ever more mainstream due to its inherent celebration of the straight white man that conquers and protects humanity, it becomes ever more important for the leftist to strangle dialogue so these ideas can’t be discussed openly. Warhammercels was created to push back on the ideological corruption surrounding GW IPs and western media in general.
The myth of 40K and the Imperium is ever relevant to our lives, as western civilization crumbles under decadence, political financial corruption, the subversive outsider, and the sexually debauched. The gods that cultists worship in 40K are worshipped now and today, it’s just leftists don’t realize it.
What could Clonegrim do for the Imperium
(I am every new to 40K I probebly overlooked someting)
I watched Majorkills video: "Why Fulgrim is the worst Primarch"
where he talks about why Fulgrim wasnt a good leader and very arrogant
but from what I heared Fulgrim saved his dieing homeworld by revers engineering machiens
(From what I understand)
Clonegrim has Fulgrims soul and memorys and
for all his faults his is not dump enogh to make the same mistakes twice
so he probably wont fall to Slaanesh again
but Adeptus Mechanicus wont allow anyone to try to figure out Archeotech
Also how would Guilliman and the Lion react to the return of him of all their brothers
If Clonegrim would try to return to the Imperium
also offically there are only 9 holy Primarchs he was not one of them
dont to mention all his sons are traitors
(except for the GOAT Rylanor but he is dead)