Penis is 6ft tall and uses balls to walk around. Gets erect at random and is then even bigger. It doesn't have much of a policy but likes people and wants them to succeed. Is interested in funding research for prostate cancer. Will rule for at least four years.

🚪 Door 1 → Unlimited money

🚪 Door 2 → Your dream career guaranteed

🚪 Door 3 → A happy and healthy life

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Get 16000 bitcoin (or 1 billion dollars) tax free. | 5% chance 2 billion people die.
• Right side: Gain the power to heal any disease. | 5% chance that you contract the disease.

A button spawns into your lap with these rules:

If you push this button, you will gain the ability to manipulate Time, Space, Reality and be able to survive any and all environments with these catches.

1: these powers will last for 24hrs from pushing the button (you cannot use your powers to extend the allotted time given to you)

2: once the time is up, the powers disappear, no one remembers what has happened apart from you, you are sent back to the moment before you pushed the button and the button disappears

3: you can keep any of the two changes you’ve made during your 24hrs of godly shenanigans with the benefit that everyone else will believe that those changes have always been apart of history/ everyday life.

Will you do it??

You are given a babysitting job by a superhero couple as they have to go to away for a couple days.

The baby is has your typical needs to take care of such as feeding, changing, etc but he has some superpowers. The baby has enough super strength to lift up a ton (2000 pounds) in weight. He is super-durable, and has the ability to levitate (doesn’t have full control over flight yet). Also the baby can shoot laser beams if he gets mad. The lasers won’t slice you in half but they can burn you.

The job pays half a million for two days of babysitting. Would you accept the job? If not, is there an amount you would prefer for the job?

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# Which side will you choose?

• Left side: know a coding language but top comment decides
• Right side: get a random amount of money

EDIT: The size of the ball is about the size of a soccer ball.

# Which side will you choose?

- Left side: One trillion dollars
- Right side: Stub your toe

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Each time you press the button, you get 150 dollars, but each time you press there's a 3% chance you get a chronic mental disorder like schizophrenia.