r/willyoupressthebutton

Press the button for a lifetime of bliss.

If you press the button, your consciousness will leave your body and feel nothing but pure bliss for the rest of your body's lifetime.
Your body will continue living on autopilot. It will behave exactly as you would have, but with no consciousness to experience it.

Nobody will know you're gone. Nobody will grieve you.

After pressing the button, you are protected from any feelings of guilt or regret from the decision as those would fall under feeling something other than bliss.

You can never get sick of the bliss, as that would count as not bliss anymore.

Would you press the button? Why or why not?

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u/Latimas — 3 days ago

You can run at top speeds 300m/s (670 mph), but you age 25% faster and have a fast metabolism

Essentially you have super speed but you also age rapidly and have a quicker metabolism meaning you need to at least 10K calories a day to live healthily.

As a bonus, your body will also heal faster so injuries and diseases take half the time it would normally take to recover from

Would you accept?

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u/Ill-Mycologist-3652 — 4 days ago

Would you press it?

If there was a button that when you press it starts a big bang and at that moment you learn everything about the universe, about the essence and meaning of everything but at the same moment destroys the entire universe, would you press it?

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u/Flat_South8002 — 4 days ago

You get sent back in time to England in the year 1450, but you have money worth the equivalent of $100 million today.

You will be teleported to whatever location you want in England in the year 1450. You will be given the currency of the time in the equivalent value of $100 million dollars today (let’s say you have a magic purse that holds all of the money in coins with the bad only weighing about 5 pounds).

You are given a week to do any preparation to understand the time period and language. Would you accept?

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u/Ill-Mycologist-3652 — 6 days ago
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If you were put in a room, with a button...

Imagine waking up in a blank room, with a single screen. All there is is a button on a table. Suddenly, the screen turns on and a man tells you that if if you decide to press the button, you'll get $1,000 in a virtual bank. If you don't press the button, nothing happens.

The funny part is, whatever choice you make, you'll then completely forget about all of it.

You'll be put in this same situation 10 days in a row.

Everyday you press the button, you'll triple the amount of money in the virtual bank, except the first time you press it where you'll get $1,000.

Every time you're completely unaware of the amount of money in the bank, and you don't even know if this is the first or last time you've been put in this scenario.

The man on the screen also adds that if you choose to press the button at least 9 times out of 10 you'll instantly die.

Also, if you press the button on the last day of the experiment, you won't triple the money, but multiply it by 10 instead (remember that you never know when it's the last day).

If you're still alive after the 10 days, you'll win whatever amount of money is on the virtual bank.

What would you do when you wake up in this room ?

Would you press the button, or not ?

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u/_Mathys_ — 7 days ago

$50 Billion, but every day, a Zack D. Film short is played in real life until it's done.

You get $50 Billion dollars, tax free, no economy breaking consequences etc, but here’s the catch:

 

Every day, a Zack D. Films short occurs in real life, even if it’s completely illogical or supernatural, and will continue to do so until every short is played and he stops uploading.

 

If the short has non-specified Humans in it, the world will pick random Humans from the world populace to play out the youtube short. You are included in this random chance.

 

Some days, you won’t notice that a short even took place, such as this Rock Candy tutorial. https://youtube.com/shorts/BWdW-oBaiCU

a random person was chosen to act out this short.

 

But if the short requires every Human being on Earth to go into a blender to be turned into a Human meatball, well… https://youtube.com/shorts/o6XRvViYlug

 

Even when you’re not acting out the youtube short, you will experience the environmental effects of the video. Like Oceans boiling from a gigantic flashlight (https://youtube.com/shorts/gCVwtAQCUfs)

 

Although you will die, several times in fact, and feel agonizing pain, you will simply respawn after the short is done. There are no tricks here, as you’re not going through a short where you’ll be licking a lollipop for millions of years (https://youtube.com/shorts/6iadr6eWAY0) as youtube short doesn’t last that long, but time will instead compress those millions of years into however long that youtube short is, you will at least feel the process of doing whatever Zack D. Films animated, at super speed. If there are any time loops, the short is still only the amount of time until the video ends. History lesson shorts will still be acted out by random people.

 

All damages, bodily harm, and death are fixed instantly after the youtube short is over. These videos don’t repeat. Once every short has been acted out and Zack D. Films stop uploading these types of videos, the world will be free from this curse, and you still keep the $50 Billion. You can still live your normal life in Zack’s shorts world, buy whatever you want, do whatever you want, it’s just that you have to deal with the inconvenience of potentially doing or dealing a youtube short everyday.

 

You also can’t force or influence Zack to stop uploading. He’s untouchable in all of this.

 

Will you press the button?

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u/BP642 — 8 days ago

If you press the button, the Kurdistan portions of Turkey, Syria, Iran, and Iraq unite into one sovereign country, but the civil wars in those countries kills millions of people who otherwise would’ve lived. Will you press the button?

If you press the button, the Kurdistan portions of Turkey, Syria, Iran, and Iraq unite into one sovereign country, but the civil wars in those countries kills millions of people who otherwise would’ve lived. Will you press the button? Would also be nice if you explain your logic…

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u/PumpkinPieSquished — 10 days ago