Don reads from a "How to learn Turkish?" book in the school library.
"Let's see... I believe what I want to say is... "Voglio che Pilot mi metta al guinzaglio e mi chiami brava ragazza." "
"Yes... that sounds right..."
I REQUIRE A WIZARD, A MAGE, ANYONE, REALLY, WHO CAN BRING MY SOON-TO-BE WIFE'S FRIEND'S EYESIGHT BACK WHICH SHE LOST DUE TO AN INFECTION
NAME THY PRICE, I SHALL PAY IT NO MATTER WHAT.
^(Goddesses I wish this were me...)
ahem Thou hath heard nothing!
Finally! I hath fulfilled what the Prescripts hath asked me to do by stealing her outfit!
Just gotta... clicks the handcuffs on
Perfect! It's... a bit tight around my chest, but it shall do!
She tries to remove the handcuffs, but fails, the lock way too tight for her.
... Uh oh...
After playing with the staff of power a little, it doth seem I hath accidentally turned myself into a plush toy.
No matter! If I reach the staff in time, I should be able to tu-
Gets jarred.
... shit.
I, Don Quixote, hath decided to try cosplay!
// Fake it's uma Don plssssss
Don Quixote is taking a nice stroll through Tracen. The weather is perfect for a walk, after all.
Beep.
An odd beep comes from a bench, where a device sits. Someone must have forgotten it there.
She picks it up and examines it. She never saw anything like it before.
Text on it read "Don" "Rightful Owner" "Listen".
She tilts her head, confused by the message. She's the rightful owner, now?
Though she knew she probably shouldn't, she slides the device into her pocket. If it really was important, no one would've left the device on the bench, after all.
She continued her walk as if nothing happened.
T-twas but an accident, I promise thee!
NO MATTER WHAT THY ANSWER MAY BE, perish.
Except for thee, Eclipse, and mine ladies!
For those who may have missed my last post on this subject, here's just another reminder or whatever
Anything you want Don to do if you win, umas only, go nuts
Feel free to put your name in if you're even mildly interested
MY DEFINITELY ORIGINAL IDEA THAT I DEFINITELY DIDN'T STEAL FROM GIMLET SHALL BE PUT INTO PLAY!!!
IF THOU DOTH GET SPUN ONTO, THOU GET A WHOLE DAY TO DO WHATEVER THOU WANTS WITH ME!!! THIS DEFINITELY WILL LEAD ONTO GREAT QUESTS AND SHAN'T BACKFIRE IN ANY POSSIBLE WAY!!!!!
As a small limiter, only umas shall be considered for now, just to make sure nothing too crazy doth happen!