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How to play:

• take a simple quiz — somewhere between what is real and what is fake
• guess which entries link to the band Geese and which entries link to the bird Geese
• all are actual links — no editing
• key available next Saturday — 10 points for each correct answer
• points good only on (or after) June 23, 2122
• honor system — no cheating

BAND or BIRD? — #1 

1. Geese are so trendy right now! Could it be that they embody…
2. You're not depressed. You just need geese to sit on your face!
3. We've got Geese here at the shop!
4. Missing Scientists, Serbian Ghost Truckers, and a Geese Debate 
5. Demon path dwellers: the scientific name for geese 🪿 also known as "Not Friends"
6. Would y'all rather fight a Man-sized goose or 50 geese-sized men? 10+ reactions
7. Session Three LIVE for Geese in My Cabin Sew-Along is Tomorrow
8. Are these Geese cooked? 
9. Honk if you like geese   Reddit  (37 votes, 10 comments)  Absolutely hate them. They block the road, sh!t everywhere and make the streets slippery as ice and will attack you if you … 
10. Geese is Camron Winter actually sang more good

Oh man, what fun word to say - "PSYOP!"

Maybe that's why I see PSYOP and hear PSYOP everywhere I go. But now there's something I didn't know -- how did I not know? -- and frankly, I'm just terrified. I mean, I saw them last summer at a festival but by mistake! I went to this one tent for the first act and planned to stay for the third act. And there they were, in-between, a PSYOP band!

But see, I had never even heard of a band named Geese and yet I immediately became a huge fan. Talk about a PSYOP! And now that I have firsthand experience, I know the whole project goes deeper than the average PSYOP conspiracy theorist even knows -- because the PSYOP took control of my brain! Yes, that's right! I was at the Newport Folk Festival last summer where Geese only got to perform 3 songs (thunderstorms). But even with such a brief set, and also all the over-35's in the audience who stayed in their seats applauding politely -- the PSYOP made me like Geese anyway! The PSYOP even made me say things like "the youth will be listening to Geese for the rest of their lives!" and "no band since Nirvana has hit me this hard!" But that's just how scary the PSYOP is! I A PSYOPn is ot just about paying those firms to make fake social media accounts (you know, they almost fooled me into believing that _______ may not be as bad as we all now know that he is). It's also not just about paying for fans to dance and scream on social media, the PSYOP even covers paying for upwards of 50 music artists to laud Geese publicly (not to mention all the actors and filmmakers) That's just how a PSYOP works. If only I'd known that when Geese blew me away with "2122" at Newport, it was all just a PSYOP!

These are scary times, kids, and people shouting PSYOP every hour make it all the more frightening! I wonder which bands those people like? I wonder if they like them because they, too, benefited from a PSYOP! Nah, probably not. Probably these people who are obsessed with PSYOPS are too smart to be fooled by PSYOPS and can spot a PSYOP a mile away. Of course, the artists they glaze, like ___________ and ___________ , well, we all know that shout PSYOP are so smart and so in tune that they like the artists they like not because of a PSYOP but because those artists made them feel something -- um, you know -- like actual art. That's probably why they all know better than I do that it's obvious when a band isl a PSYOP! I only wish I had known before now.

And still -- PSYOP is such a fun word to say!

PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP! PSYOP... and on and on, ad infinitum.