The Iceman lyrics are comically bad
To preface - I am not a Drake hater by any means. Absolutely loved his first 3 albums. Everything after has been hit or miss for me but no hate from my end.
But holy crap these lyrics are so bad. Like…I can’t even pretend to think these are good or clever.
“Blow on me just like some green tea, baby” - Janice STFU
“Molly Santana new Hannah Montana” - Ran to Atlanta
“I'm greater than everybody like some shredded cheese” - Make Them Pay
“I'm with Noel like I'm Kris Kringle” - Burning Bridges
“Now they drop the top so much, they got a drop addiction” - Burning Bridges
“Check signin' is my kink, pushin' out ink, I feel like a squid” - National Treasures
“Hеr ass is all natty like Florida Gator, let's go” - What Did I Miss?”
“Some TLC shit 'cause, my n, you gon' need a chilly ice pack for your left eye” - What Did I Miss?
“I put CC's on that ho just like a titty surgeon” - Little Birdie
“Layin' in my girl's lap like she Jackie Onassis and I'm John Kennedy, But I am not Jonathan Kennedy
Rest in peace, but I really can't bloody up the triple-button Giovanni suit because I'm OCD” - Firm Friends
“And karma has been on my side, But I also just heard that she's blind. That bitch might just switch on a dime, Cause she can't even see I'm a guy” - Make Them Know
“I reserve the shit like I'm indigenous” - Make Them Know