DENVER I call on you to join the frontlines
Listen up fellow Coloradoans. In case you missed it, the greatest Reddit event to ever occur is happening over in r/geographymemes.
States are conquering each other daily and guess who’s on the chopping block. YEP. US. Unacceptable. Bluecifer demands your assistance.
It’s time to put the weed down and get over there to show we aren’t all a bunch of lazy schmucks. Let them feel the wrath of the greatest state. Our high altitude training has prepared us for this battle. They think we should be taken over by OREGON. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. Unite and bring pain and suffering to the non believers. We shall break Oregon like a toothpick and bring Cascadia into our empire. Then move east to blight the false prophets and secure our landmass. LET MANIFEST DESTINY BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF OUR BLADES